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OriginalGriff wrote:
"Are you blokes faarrrkkkking nuts or what?" 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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That's not spam, it's Australian for "Hello"
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That's what Vegemite does to your brain.
Life is too shor
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Only in close proximity to huge quantities of alcohol!
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Fineapple[^]?!?!?  (Completely SFW!)
Text hard to read - Elephanting webdesigner!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Very pretty! (The dessert, not the website)
But for the Michelin stars, they need to smooth out the "ring" where they join together (and cover the bald patch!)
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Michael Martin wrote: Are you blokes faarrrkkkking nuts or what?
On the contrary, the hamsters are here to kick arses and eat nuts, and they're all out of nuts!
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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So, I read the entire thread - I had an item blocked out-of-nowhere very recently.
But, as I reached the last post I thought about it:
"Puck Me In The Anus With A Pineapple"
I decided, whatever Puck means in your part of the world, I really would like to watch this event. No participation, mind you, but I don't think I'll ever get another chance to see this potentially interesting juxtaposition of the rectal orifice and a bulbous spiny fruit.
Leastwise, not in this hemisphere.*
* France doesn't count.
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modified 11-Sep-15 8:57am.
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Michael Martin wrote: It's in the moderation queue.
You know you could ask Chris to be put in the trusted members list, and by pass this moderation crap. I did. 
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Slacker007 wrote: I did.
I trust that Chris would do no such thing
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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BillWoodruff wrote: I trust that Chris would do no such thing
My posts don't get put in a moderation queue anymore, because Chris was nice enough to "tag" me as a trusted member (one who does not post spam, etc...).
Can't tell if you are joking or not, in regards to your comment. 
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Slacker007 wrote: Can't tell if you are joking or not, in regards to your comment.
I think Bill means there is no chance Chris will put me on the safe senders list cause while generally well behaved I do occasionally post a bit nuts, especially when pissed.
I didn't read anything in Bill's comment about you not warranting being on he safe senders list.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Slacker007 wrote: Can't tell if you are joking or not, in regards to your comment.
Nothing I say ever has a single meaning except for this sentence.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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You really believe this is going to happen?
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Marco Bertschi wrote: You really believe this is going to happen?
Yes. Why not? Michael and Chris know each other, and Michael is not a spammer. So why wouldn't he be added to a trusted member's list?
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Slacker007 wrote: Yes. Why not? Michael and Chris know each other, and Michael is not a spammer. So why wouldn't he be added to a trusted member's list?
Probably because Chris knows me that I won't get on there.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You have not heard of the tale, have you?
He once was banned several times a day for using abusive and foul language.
Not adding hi, to the list gives us a chance to protect him from his own, drunken self.
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Marco Bertschi wrote: from his own, drunken self.
Ah, I see. 
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Despite Maxxx not declaring a winner yesterday, I think I won so have this;
ˌ ⁞▪ˈ (4)
Clue 1: It whiffs a bit
*for the eagle eyed amongst you the space between the first and second characters is artistic license and should be ignored
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 11-Sep-15 6:05am.
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FLAG?
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Nope.
But you get one black peg.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Hang on, you're English!
Are you driving on the wrong side of the ROAD? 
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Ooh, nope.
You still have one black peg, but not necessarily the same one.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: ˌ ⁞▪ˈ (4)
It's a giraffe!
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It is not.
But talking of large animals, did you see yesterday's CCC[^]?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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