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Well, you must have heard the (really old and almost certainly posted before) one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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But you posted this after you typed it...dork! 
All joking aside I agree we did go overboard on saying Jehovah posting jokes in these two days.
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I was going to post a joke about op-amps, but I got too much negative feedback.
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"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Not really. He was just getting even. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: He was just getting even.
I hope he never finds the girl that dented his car in the parking lot at the store. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Richard Deeming wrote:
Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement.
My thoughts exactly.
This comes under the category of "just when you think you've heard everything".
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Well, now we know where she[^] comes from...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Why the blindfold? Was he afraid the alligator might identify him in a lineup?
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This would be funny if it we're true
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: This would be funny if it we're true
You're right when I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator. 
Once I corrected the spelling I did find it to be false. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Of course it was a female gator - he's not some sort of pervert!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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but it hasn't been made.
Hogan
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annoying joke posts but that would be a paradox
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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..but you might not be able to handle it.
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eh just leave it for the garbage collector bwah
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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It seems that every site that uses Flash is now nagging me to update it. I hate having Flash as it is and only suffer it under pressure to make the likes of Aunty's iPlayer work. Now the slutware is nagging me to update and I want to take the Luddite path and tell it to GDIAF, but I know in my black and cynical heart that I must click that 'update now' button sooner rather than later.
veni bibi saltavi
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Meh! Leave it until you get back from Hungary - there'll be another update by then anyway!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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From the title I thought that someone had let their wife post on here
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Do you think Herself would stop after only three? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, BUT she would of used the message area to complete the full on nag.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I've had 17 calls from her this morning already as I am packing the car.
veni bibi saltavi
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![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) I feel your pain, my Mrs is already panicking about driving on Saturday to Devon
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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