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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: pile all the dirty dished on the counter
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Joe Woodbury wrote: dishwasher is empty
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Joe Woodbury wrote: Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue
Forgot my lock! 
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hahaha
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I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Bright side? There is no bright side (unless you're still young looking enough to require ID when buying a drink!)
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Oh boy, what happened to the world?
How can you not appreciate having no one to ask for permission, being able to hang out with your pals without anyone on your ass, not owing any explanation, doing whatever you please, hooking up with different women every time...
You don't need to be that young for any of those.
If I said everything about the bright side of being single...
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Not hating single life, but if you know a pretty single girl willing to commit (and cook, clean, DO THE DISHES, etc.) please send her over 
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Oh, there are lots of them here in Brazil, come over, pick one and come back. You'll get plenty of candidates, specially now with our economic crisis
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Well, Brazilians ARE famous for their booty! 
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What happened to paper plates....???....!!!!.......
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If you are shoplifting kitchen utensils, are you taking a big whisk?
(Yay! The electricity is back on!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I should sink so! A forking big risk! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You batter believe it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I'm sure you can cook up something better for tomorrow.
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Oh the pantry of hearing this again! Why do you always dish these out?
Jeremy Falcon
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You have to be careful, or the peelers will scoop you up, and you'll have to face the scales of justice. 
OK, these puns are quite lame[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You represent everything soulless and wrong
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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You forgot "morally bankrupt".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well that would have just been downright mean
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute
"Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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Just turn around and wok away.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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It's shocking how well grounded you were being faced with the threat of living in the dark ages.
What? wasn't that the thought of the day?
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I am trying to get a windows script to run something on a unix server.
Simple.
Except that it seems Windows telnet does not allow you to pass in a file of commands to run.
OK, try plink.
Except plink does not allow you to pass in a password using telnet, it does for ssh.
OK, try ssh.
Except our server does not allow ssh.
OK, try the Telnet Scripting Tool, that looks perfect, exactly what I want.
Except it just sits there waiting for the login prompt before timing out.
AAAAGHH!
Anyone have a (free) recommendation that will although me to write a script on a windows box that will telnet onto a unix box and run a couple of commands upon it?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Dunno if it does, but check out PuTTY[^]
Maybe this[^] helps?
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Plink is the command line interface for PuTTY.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I did not know that. Where is the egg-on-your-face icon 
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