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trust you to think of those members
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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At least it's not PETER Johnson... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or Dick...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the original's nickname was "Bloody Stupid" Johnson... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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+5 for a TP reference
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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-5 for not knowing it's Pterry!
veni bibi saltavi
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+5 for knowing that I know! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Member named Johnson, Shirley?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If we scum put a lid on ourselves, where will the gas go ?
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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And Maunder should ban megalomanious user names!
Life is too shor
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I was fascinated to find out that "megalomanious" is the name of a record=label for death-metal rock-bands.
So, a megalomanious name for a programmer might be: Lud Zippoline ? Zizzy Stacktop ?
fyi: megalomaniacal would be the adjective form a megalomaniac.
manically yours, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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AC#/DC#?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Only an idiot calls an idiot an idiot, idiot!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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That comment reminds me of this song[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, at least he didn't have to worry about what clothes[^] to wear... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I actually remember that story, I was a teenager at the time!
But never heard the whole story! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Listen to "The Gift" by Velvet Underground!
Edit: Now I can't get "Venus In Furs" out of my head!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The part of that article that blew my mind the most was this: "He was arrested in Sri Lanka in 1984 and sentenced to death for drugs offences" 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You two need to take a cold shower
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If Pete was allowed anywhere near Salma a cold shower would be in order.
veni bibi saltavi
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