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Well, at least he didn't have to worry about what clothes[^] to wear... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I actually remember that story, I was a teenager at the time!
But never heard the whole story! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Listen to "The Gift" by Velvet Underground!
Edit: Now I can't get "Venus In Furs" out of my head!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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The part of that article that blew my mind the most was this: "He was arrested in Sri Lanka in 1984 and sentenced to death for drugs offences" 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You two need to take a cold shower
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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If Pete was allowed anywhere near Salma a cold shower would be in order.
veni bibi saltavi
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I hear her minders are armed with garden hoses specifically to deal with him and that eventuality.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: was allowed anywhere near
Are you suggesting there is a restraining order? 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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No suggestion. It is fact
veni bibi saltavi
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you have got to understand he has so many restraining orders against him that its not surprising he forgets a few
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'll take any kind of shower I can get with her.
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Nobody said she was joining you! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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How about a ham sandwich? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, thanks... i´m not hungry anymore...
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Clodetta del Mar wrote: It´s lunchtime!!!
Not any more it isn't - I just lost my appetite...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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lucky you! 
looking at These pics WHILE eating is not recommended...
i know what i´m talking about...
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Yuck.
A few days ago, I booked a trip from Sweden to India. To my surprise, the ticket read that I were to fly there with Qatar Airlines and back with Qantas. Turned out that they had made an error when they entered the flight numbers in their system. Only one letter differs between Qatar and Qantas, and some disxelic dyslixac dyslecax SOMEBODY WHO CAN'T SPELL - had simply entered it wrong...
It WAS Qatar both ways - to my great joy now that I see your post here...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Only one letter differs between Qatar and Qantas
Really?
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Yes the "n". And the "s". And possible the "r", depending on how you want to count.
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