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you have got to understand he has so many restraining orders against him that its not surprising he forgets a few
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'll take any kind of shower I can get with her.
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Nobody said she was joining you! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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How about a ham sandwich? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, thanks... i´m not hungry anymore...
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Clodetta del Mar wrote: It´s lunchtime!!!
Not any more it isn't - I just lost my appetite...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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lucky you! 
looking at These pics WHILE eating is not recommended... 
i know what i´m talking about...
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Yuck.
A few days ago, I booked a trip from Sweden to India. To my surprise, the ticket read that I were to fly there with Qatar Airlines and back with Qantas. Turned out that they had made an error when they entered the flight numbers in their system. Only one letter differs between Qatar and Qantas, and some disxelic dyslixac dyslecax SOMEBODY WHO CAN'T SPELL - had simply entered it wrong...
It WAS Qatar both ways - to my great joy now that I see your post here...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Only one letter differs between Qatar and Qantas
Really?
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Yes the "n". And the "s". And possible the "r", depending on how you want to count.
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Their flight numbers (which were mentioned earlier in the sentence - or perhaps in the sentence before that) - You really need to do something about your short term memory, Richard... 
Qatar had QA213 (or something like that), and Qantas QT213 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Leslie - And you've wandered into the Lounge again...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If that 'SOMEBODY WHO CAN'T SPELL' was a travel agent, shows the poor knowledge of geography of that person; surely Qantas doesn't have a flight between India and Sweden. Or does it, via Sydney?
Thinking beyond, does it call for more 'software intervention', I mean, increasing the levels of intelligence of the ticketing software?
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Avijnata wrote: surely Qantas doesn't have a flight between India and Sweden.
Of course not... It was an error.
Avijnata wrote: increasing the levels of intelligence of the ticketing software?
I think it might be ok, but if you enter something that is wrong in one context and correct in another (as in the wrong flight number, but one that does exist), apparently it can't tell the difference.
I could (because I'm human and also because I myself work in the airline industry)
It's sort of like the old poem:
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It's rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Snobs
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Indeed - I'm sure it's gonna cut down the number of Aussies that can actually fly with them to a small percentage of the current clientele...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yep, appalling.
"This stricter implementation of the attire guideline comes as a response to passengers complaining of people in board shorts and flip-flops occupying the lounges.". Can't have the lower orders sitting around in our Lounge half-shod and otherwise improperly dressed y'know. Really, I'd have thought Australians would have more sense, I could expect it here in the UK, but I'm surprised at an Australian airline doing this.
The article itself seems to be more about fat-shaming, the I can't see anything wrong with the first picture, he could well have been stuck there for hours and just made himself as comfortable as possible. The main crime in the second picture seems to be wearing shorts that are several sizes too small.
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Keith Barrow wrote: I could expect it here in the UK
Oh yeah? Exactly WHEN does your climate allow people to wear shorts and flip-flops? You must have something like 15 minutes of summer per year...
- "WHOOSH"
- "What was that mate?"
- "That was summer - we missed it again!"
- "Don't worry, it will be back next year"
BTW: Look who's talking, we don't have much more summer i Sweden for that matter...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'd have thought, being a Swede you'd be man enough to wear casual summer-wear all year round, as we do in Newcastle[^].
modified 6-Mar-15 9:57am.
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Keith Barrow wrote: being a Swede
Don't be rude - I'm Danish, I just live here in Sweden for my sins... 
So I'm used to the mild, warm and wonderful Copenhagen summers...
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I think only the first is the Qantas club. Qantas does huge business from fifo (fly in fly out) workers and most get club membership as part of their deal. Incidentally until quite recently Qantas could not carry passengers within Australia. Often the clubs are absolutely full of transiting fifos and I think this is what this is all about.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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