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Please stop assuming that my being stuck in this sh1thole of a country means that I want all web pages served to me in the bluddy awful language used by residents of the dump.
It is possible to live in a foreign country, but still want to use your mother tongue when doing, oh, I don't know, minor things like browsing the web or installing critical Windows updates!
Also, could you please tell your web pages to stop deciding that my Windows 8 laptop is running Windows XP, then going on to tell me that it is out of support? It's bad enough that I'm stuck with the sh1t that is Windows 8 without your rubbing a superior operating system in my nose, every time I run Windows update.
Oh, and whilst we're on the subject of Windows 8, could you please just scrap the unholy sh1t that you call an app store, and start again. Copy Android's way of doing things. They're open source; they won't sue.
OK, just 3,843 more things...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And try accessing your crappy junk Hotmail account from a different country when you travel. "Oh, looks like someone is hacking your account, please enter this ridiculous quantity of security crap and we will send it to another Hotmail account/phone you cant even use/access in a foreign country"
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Yup, they seem to assume that your 27 spams and one e-mail from a mate about what time to go to the pub require the kind of security that suits transportation of nuclear materials.
It's e-mail, for f***'s sake. Out of every three thousand e-mails I receive, there's maybe as many as one where it would bother me if absolutely everyone in the world read it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Its email, and its your sh*tty, go anywhere, crappy junk account that you use on the net everywhere and gets spammed up to sh*t. You wouldn't even notice if some one hacks it it gets so much crap!
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As long as every other service you use runs its password recovery feature via email, it's not just about your plans to get plastered on a Friday night.
pwning your email address is one of the first steps toward pwning every other account you have on the net including the ones needed to send every dollar in your bank accounts to an elbonian mud farm or to active the device-stolen-remote-wipe-to-prevent-thieves-from-stealing-your-data just to elephant you over for telling some sunshine he was an elephanting moron.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I prefer Dear Mr. Fantasy[^]!
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Or even better, it's possible that most of the people here don't want to use their mother tongue.
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As you're Dutch, that's perfectly understandable.
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A sneaky blow, but I like it 
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I always assume that the reason people wear belts is to define the highest point where I should hit them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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+1, I waste so much time trying to remove all trace of my mother tongue in my operating system.
But most public service (google, looking at you) nowadays automatically geo localize you so you always endup screwed in the end anyway.
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I've found a checkbox in win8 that auspiciously tells things to ignore date/time settings and use a language list, but it doesn't appear to work.
But your native language is French, isn't it? Nothing to be ashamed of there.
It's just everything else French that's a bit iffy.
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"To fix the problem you're having go to Control Panel..."
Oh, let me go to Contr... What!? I don't have Control Panel! WHAT IS IT CALLED!!! AAAAARHHHH!!! *Throws friggin Dutch Windows out of the ermmm... Window* (configuratiescherm, right?)
English Windows is just so much easier when solving problems
My blog[ ^]
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Oh, and whilst while we're on the subject of Windows 8
FTFY
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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JimmyRopes wrote: FTFY me no spikky inglisch.
FTFY.
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If you hate Microsoft just go buy whatever is better.
Oh wait... 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Instructions:
0: Skip the middle bit, and go straight to the "I'm feeling a bit old so I'll buy a sports car" stage.
1: Get in the car.
2: Ensure that the car has a full tank.
3: Run, Forrest! Run!
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Run forest run, or Run for-rest run? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Perhaps his wife will think this[^] then. 
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My God. I haven't heard that song in years -- decades, even.
Time to get the Queen vinyl out and rip it to mp3, methinks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Music for you[^] while you work 
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Congrats to you and the new wife!
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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Congratulations! 
How have you done it? chloroform, drugs...
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