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Instructions:
0: Skip the middle bit, and go straight to the "I'm feeling a bit old so I'll buy a sports car" stage.
1: Get in the car.
2: Ensure that the car has a full tank.
3: Run, Forrest! Run!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Run forest run, or Run for-rest run? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Perhaps his wife will think this[^] then. 
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My God. I haven't heard that song in years -- decades, even.
Time to get the Queen vinyl out and rip it to mp3, methinks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Music for you[^] while you work 
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Congrats to you and the new wife!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Congratulations! 
How have you done it? chloroform, drugs...
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Duct tape. Best invention ever.
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Congratulations d@nish!
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Anyways, many many congratulations to you. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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And now the adventure begins...
Congratulations to you both: I hope you have a long and happy life together! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Congratulations ... and deepest sympathies for your loss 
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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Congratulations!
Now is probably a good time to tell you not to worry when she starts getting headaches in the evenings.
It usually happens at the same time as the arrival of the low maintenance haircut.
It's a fully normal development, and while inconvenient, it's still treatable. Common medicines are flowers or chocolate. if that doesn't help, going to a fancy restaurant might.
In bad cases you might have to invest in jewelry.
But beware, it's highly addictive and withdrawal might lead to more headaches, demanding higher doses to help.
modified 7-Feb-15 7:19am.
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Congratulations
I did the same last December and I'm still alive
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Bruno Sprecher wrote: I'm still alive
That's what partner would have told you. Reality is way too different. 
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No, I see that the tax bills by the State
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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that when you're coding you're constantly fighting that voice in your head that tells you to do dumb sh*t?
I've felt like Norman Bates all day today!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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You mean like VB? No.
(Whoops, left out a word.)
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That's V8 right?, not VB...Shirley not VB!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Well, no, because I am always listening to music.
Helps me keep that monster out of my hearing range. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yeah that's one view.
Life is full of choices and you can do anything you want but you pay for everything you do.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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