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I have a question actually, if you write, and going to dip the pen in the ink again, how do you know where to start? 
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Shirley the printer alerts you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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IMHO you are doing too much thinking in these last couple of days...that can be dangerous to your health...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Are you telling me you aren't paid to think? 
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I'm not sure in these days...Some of the requirements I got lately clearly hint, that boss doesn't want me to think, just do... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So what you are paid to do is "think I gotta do that". 
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You could join this[^] company then.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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At least the device makes you think
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Of how to convince your cat to step in?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I don't know, I wondered about that myself. Perhaps it will, as the entrance will smell of... oh well. 
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My answer is below. Its in invisible ink.
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Abhinav S wrote:
My answer is below. Its in invisible ink. |
There's nothing there. You must have run out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't, but I have so little use for it that I think it dried up.
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Your HP PhotoSmug refuses to print even if your document doesn't have any invisible sections on it and your next trip to the shops actually shows up on your nation's balance of payments for that month?
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Awesome one today
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mind-refreshing.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I've reached the age where I buy new toys only to replace those that have met their demise.
2015 started with my trusty circa 2002 Panasonic HDD video recorder unceremoniously dying (fried processor board) after recording a 5 hour program (day 1 of the Barrett-Jackson auto auction), rendering 30 hours of video permanently unwatchable. Soon after I discovered I can no longer receive my favorite talk radio station (680 AM), because a high-rise that's being built near my home now obscures its reception. (I can receive other stations, but I rely on 680 to wake up.)
So...
Nothing lifts the spirit more than the smell of new electronics... 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: new electronics
Not high on my list.
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Sweet! I like the radio need a good alarm clock occasionally, let me know if it's any good!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Mike Hankey wrote: need a good alarm clock occasionally
I use my tablet. It sits there on charge every night, so it's to hand anyway.
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That's true I use mine for that occasionally when I'm on the road!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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My Nexus 7 isn't loud enough. Also, I TuneInRadio (a great free for listening to radio) doesn't seem to be reliable when it comes to its alarm.
/ravi
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Mine is - you know you can set the alarm volume independently of the "main" volume?
(open Clock, select Alarm, press the "three dot" settings button, and there is the Alarm volume setting)
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