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I'm pretty sure that ETL will continue to be my primary focus this year. 
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Like 20 years ago the computer world dumped mainframes - people do not like out-of-hand, centralized computer power...So do not afraid of the 'Monster' under the bed - turn the light on!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What a ridiculous article. I thought the article would talk about the benefits of FP, why it's becoming more relevant, etc., but what do I see instead? A morass of Scala-tooting code examples! Yuck.
Marc
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People have been debating for decades about the notion of a software developer who is "elite". Sometimes this person is described as a "rockstar developer" or a "10X" developer. Yes, Virginia
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Yes, but they have problems, mostly communicating with other peoples and sometimes the PC.
-> "Nobody is perfect"
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I'm a software developer and I used to play "Elite"... does that count?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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As we start the New Year, let’s look ahead at some of the coming troubles and concerns of 2015. Columnist Rob Enderle writes that you may find yourself quickly missing 2014. Because there hasn't been any troubles until now
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InfoQ caught up with Oracle's Brian Goetz (Java Language Architect) and John Rose (JVM Architect) for a deep-dive discussion on some of the technologies and features being discussed for Java 9 and beyond. Whatever's in .NET v.next?
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Since Satya Nadella took the reins from Steve Ballmer at Microsoft last February, the company has made a lot of changes. I'm guessing it's not, "What are the new features in the latest version of Access?"
Or, "Really, what's up with Silverlight?"
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At the end of the day what important to Microsoft is what important to the share holders - income!
Microsoft will dump Windows only if can create a replacement - so Windows will not go away that fast (it probably will transform)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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A new browser not named 'IE' would give Microsoft ways to leave legacy support behind. It means you'll have to start a different app to download Chrome
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"A rose by any other name" - still stink...
The new browser will use Trident and Chakra so do not expect too much differences...
It seems Microsoft want to buy time to develop a new browser, but no to delay Win10...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Window.Title = "Something Else";
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Upgrading operating systems is always an exciting event, it almost feels like the device you’re upgrading gets a breath of fresh air. The good news is that anyone running Windows 7 or Windows 8/8.1 will be able to upgrade to Windows 10. Pity the poor Vista user (singular)
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I can't see how that's news? In all Windows upgrades you had to run a clean install, and even Microsoft promised an upgrade path you did better not to walk on...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What's news is that:
0) This is the first time that MS has ever offered a direct upgrade from version N-2 (7) to N (10). This is instead of having to buy N-1 (8) and upgrade to it as an intermediate step.
1) It's the first time that MS has offered a free upgrade to a new major version to consumers. 8.1 was a service pack with delusions of grandeur and Enterprise customers on site licenses that charge an annual fee per PC regardless of the OS version don't count.
As for upgrading between major OS versions; I moved from Vista 64 to Win7 64 years ago without trouble. I'm in the process of building a new desktop for home use; and plan to do a 7 to 8.1 upgrade of my OS drive afterward rather than spend a week reinstalling/reconfiguring software afterwards. If anything goes wrong in doing so, the Lounge will get an obligatory "Why MS Sucks Today" post. Unless you see one of those sometime later this month; assume my upgrade went smoothly again.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The role of the developer has risen in importance in many organizations, so it's high time to ensure developers take security seriously. "There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity."
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It is an article that cannot be taken seriously. We'd need two dev-machines - one to write code, one to look onto MSDN.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You know what would be even more secure?
If we took away all the computers in the company and replaced them with stacks of Hollerith cards and banned punches from the premise. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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to sum it up:
1. no internet access (msdn, cp and especially other dev sites)
2. no email
3. no repo (he mentioned git, but I believe others are also forbidden).
4. no admin rights - good luck debugging your iis app 
Beside that he didn't explain how to transfer your working code between dev machine and the other one with repository (don't you know usb is highly unsafe?), what else remains?
Paper notebook and pencil? And not very sharp one as it is too dangerous? 
The sad part is if someone take this guy seriously it may cause more trouble than it is worth...
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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If you work somewhere that anyone in a position of power takes InfoWorthless seriously, it's time to run for the hills...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There are differing opinions on Microsoft’s new ‘mobile-first, cloud-first’ strategy. Satya Nadella’s vision for the software giant has resulted in the unshackling of Office from all things Windows and into the competition's warm embrace for example. This of course is in sharp contrast of Apple and Google’s attitude towards each other and towards Microsoft. "We got a kinder, gentler, machine gun hand"
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The tech giant is going to be suffering from a New Year’s hangover today though, as the latest figures show the tiled OS has tumbled to its lowest usage share since March 2014. That's it, *this* must be the Year of Linux
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Dead link. This[^] appears to be the replacement; but reads as more WTF NetMarketshare; than Win8 is elephanted.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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