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Nagy Vilmos wrote: from Southampton
They have there own toilets/facilities.
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When my dad worked on the Ford assembly line in Liverpool many years ago, apparently it was thought to be the height of sophisticated humour to crap in one on the 5 gallon tubs of Swarfega and cover it up when new people started on the line.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Judging by what he/she does I think it is reason able to call for sanitary authorities, as it is pretty much probable that this guy has some kind of mental problem (which can just be related to stress, I'm not implying he's insane).
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Didn't know that you were working in a kindergarten... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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More evidence that man and apes are related. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Much to the apes chagrin in this case. Did we evolve to *what*?
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Err !! Run... 
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It's probably that the "author" of the mess is a nasty little elephant and he is doing it to annoy, because he can and it's the only thing in his life he can control. Or it could be a "dirty protest" and he doesn't realise that it's contract workers (and everyone else in the building) he's annoying. Or...it could be a medical problem. One of the symptoms of Alzheimer's is indiscriminate pooing and / or smearing. (Herself works in an old folks home, and I have to "help her" with her online courses).
Find him - then decide. You can't continue like that: it's not fair on anyone (but particularly the poor sods who have to clean up after him)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think he's been taking salts ....
somersaults!
Which way was the exit again?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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It's over there, by your coat...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yessir, Mr Griff sir!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I would check with building security to ensure, but I suspect while it may be illegal to have a security camera IN the restroom, it should not be illegal to have one pointed at the door OUTSIDE of the restroom.
Assuming a camera can be installed, regular inspection of the facilities should provide a time period during which the offense occurred. Determine who used the restroom in that period of time. And work from there...
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Are you sure it's poo?
It could be some sort of prank with peanut butter or Nutella.
There's only one way to find out...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Like the jingle says: Eat some peanut butter anytime you can, but never from the toilet can.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: There's only one way to find out...
Sounds like we have a volunteer. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Where the hell do you work?
Try Hovercraft for Android, voted "a game" by players.
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Under health & safety law, you can call the police.
Not only would they do things like pay for tests, etc, but I'd bet they'd have a great time investigating it -- most of the stuff they have to deal with is a lot more mundane.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's probably that guy with the flies buzzing around him. As for what to do, first throw a bucket of bleach on him, then get the straight jacket.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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The pooer will always be with us.
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P0mpey3 wrote: I don't think it's seen as acceptable to poo in the shower in any Country - even Australia.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Throw some fire crackers on him. I think he was there[^]
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While it seems this is deliberate, I have experienced the confusion of young asian chaps on holiday, used to the 'poo-in-a-hole' toilets in their native abode, trying to poo in the shower and wondering how the hell to get the product down through the grill.
And when it was explained what the toilet itself was for - embarrassed grins all around at the miming involved - they stood on the rim, crouched and proceeded like that - because that's the position they are used to - and frankly how mother nature intended!
Again, when explained, there was much embarrassment - especially when they realised they were supposed to put their bare bottoms on the same seat someone else's bottom had recently vacated.
Just a thought...
Look out for a recent immigrant ... with dirty shoes
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: PooperPig - Coming Soon
I think we have our prime suspect! 
Actually, at my previous job, there were sometimes shoe prints on the toilet seat. I imagine it was like you describe... somebody used to the asian style of toilet.
I'm somewhat more confused about the bloody toilet paper I happened across once.
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AspDotNetDev wrote: the bloody toilet paper I happened across once.
well, Asp, I think it's about time I sat you down and we had "the talk"
you see, ladies have this thing, every four weeks, where, well, you see, erm, you know how, well, erm.
yes - it's a mystery to me, too!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Guess I need to stop wandering into the women's restroom.
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