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It's probably that guy with the flies buzzing around him. As for what to do, first throw a bucket of bleach on him, then get the straight jacket.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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The pooer will always be with us.
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P0mpey3 wrote: I don't think it's seen as acceptable to poo in the shower in any Country - even Australia.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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 Throw some fire crackers on him. I think he was there[^]
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While it seems this is deliberate, I have experienced the confusion of young asian chaps on holiday, used to the 'poo-in-a-hole' toilets in their native abode, trying to poo in the shower and wondering how the hell to get the product down through the grill.
And when it was explained what the toilet itself was for - embarrassed grins all around at the miming involved - they stood on the rim, crouched and proceeded like that - because that's the position they are used to - and frankly how mother nature intended!
Again, when explained, there was much embarrassment - especially when they realised they were supposed to put their bare bottoms on the same seat someone else's bottom had recently vacated.
Just a thought...
Look out for a recent immigrant ... with dirty shoes
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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_Maxxx_ wrote: PooperPig - Coming Soon
I think we have our prime suspect! 
Actually, at my previous job, there were sometimes shoe prints on the toilet seat. I imagine it was like you describe... somebody used to the asian style of toilet.
I'm somewhat more confused about the bloody toilet paper I happened across once.
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AspDotNetDev wrote: the bloody toilet paper I happened across once.
well, Asp, I think it's about time I sat you down and we had "the talk"
you see, ladies have this thing, every four weeks, where, well, you see, erm, you know how, well, erm.
yes - it's a mystery to me, too!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Guess I need to stop wandering into the women's restroom.
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Stoopid thing going up and down like a thing that goes up and down a lot!
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Mine's fine.
It's probably interference from your 42 inch (lo-res) monitor! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The TV ain't here yet and I believe that the issue may arise from the two monkey boys at the end of the road, with an Openreach van, playing 'what this wire do?'.
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Well if you don't give us all the information... 
Anyway, there are no Openreach engineers due in your street - those two are NSA I suspect. What have you been browsing for? 
Please, don't answer that - I just had lunch...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I never called the doofus buck frains 'engineers'!
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Well they have to practice somewhere.
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Our Telephone company has been lurking around the neighborhood for weeks...they're upgrading us to Fiber To The Node, apparently...our plain old DSL goes down once in a while.
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Tower Bridge if you live in London, a Weston donkey if you live in Bristol.
I'm sure there are other regional variations (for going up and down!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: a thing that goes up and down a lot!
What? A gooseberry?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Quote: Using Xamarin.Android with Visual Studio requires Business edition or higher.
And there are three options:
1. Purchase a Xamarin.Android subscription
2. Begin a Trial
3. Continue using Starter Edition in Xamarin Studio
(1.) cost money. (2.) has a time bomb. (3.) you have to use Xamarin Studio and Not Visual Studio.
When Microsoft announced this new feature, they stated that we can drop Eclipse/Android Studio. What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Xamarin is a partner of Microsofts. I know that MS has, in the past, been known to shaft its partners, but given the good will that Xamarin has, they don't want to damage that relationship.
Of course, you could always develop in x-platform C++ in VS 2015. This is covered in the documentation after all.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year.
Forgetting did not come into it.
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Xamarin's Starter Edition is being modified to work with VS2013 Community Edition.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Only if you want to continue receiving upgrades.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Xamarin's Starter Edition is being modified to work with VS2013 Community Edition.
I'm not sure it's a Xamarin problem wiht VS2015, I got such nerves today that I can' even investigate further...
Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Only if you want to continue receiving upgrades.
In the VS2015-Xamarin couple starter edition not an option, as (3.) has a second line that tells that all these nice features will not be available for you...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yeah, I don't think X have formally announced support for VS2015 yet.
What I meant about the upgrades was you can continue to use the Business edition forever without paying anything more if you're not interested in the upgrades to the SDK. I'm hoping it's only a matter of time before MS gobbles up X and makes the SDKs available as part of Visual Studio, keeping them free for individual devs and teams under 5. That would be a huge win for .NET and the development community, IMHO.
/ravi
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: When Microsoft announced this new feature, they stated that we can drop Eclipse/Android Studio. What they forgot to mention that we have to drop a thousand dollar after it every year...
Why does this remind me of the (UN)Affordable Care Act?
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So. After installing VS 2015 preview, started with a simple Android application. VS created the project with a single file in it, that displays a message:
Quote: Install Xamarin to develop iOS and Android apps in C#.
Ok...Now tell me what have YOU installed for 6 hours long!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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