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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly?
Swallow a spider.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Which only proves that you could have become a good frog.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Ok you need to open your mouth, wait until it crawls all the way up to your back teeth, quickly flip it sideways with your tongue and crunch it with your back teeth. Now you can swallow it without that irritating tickle on the way down.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The best instruction set, yet.  
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Either this[^] or that[^] may happen.
"May" includes "may not".
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I doubt the eggs, nor the fly would survive. Stomach acid is pretty good at killing things ...
Except, of course, the fly has one of these buggers[^] inside ... [SFW]
I hope this comforts you. If it doesn't make sure to search youtube for "tapeworm" [NSFW]... 
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Just don't worry. I usually swallow tons of little insects while running (well I'm not vegetarian).
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Good idea, a little nutritional supplement as the blood sugar drops.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Not mine, the idea, anyway.
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Do the juicy ones keep you hydrated? 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Slacker007 wrote: What if it lays eggs in me belly?
This[^]
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It is true then, you Americans will eat just about anything.
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P0mpey3 wrote:
It is true then, you Americans will eat just about anything. |
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Sounds like you have a bug in your system. Better get started debugging. Hmmm I wonder if the next version of Visual Studio will have a remote debugger for DNA.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy.
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Old ones are the best...old 
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It's funny because it's true. Some times I wonder why I am in this line of work, but then I realize that the life style is the best. I love my 300 foot commute.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: Some times I wonder why I am in this line of work
Well, your profile says you're the president of Canadia, which means that you're not the stupidest person in the world.
You at worst come in penultimate, to the president of an adjoining country.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: an adjoining country
West Canadia? 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: West Canadia?
You at worst come in third last, to the president of an adjoining country and PIEBALDconsult.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I feel I must remain true to my East Canadian roots. 
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