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Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.
On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage. Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging. There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."
"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."
"That'll be me then," said Paddy.
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Old ones are the best...old 
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It's funny because it's true. Some times I wonder why I am in this line of work, but then I realize that the life style is the best. I love my 300 foot commute.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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PJ Arends wrote: Some times I wonder why I am in this line of work
Well, your profile says you're the president of Canadia, which means that you're not the stupidest person in the world.
You at worst come in penultimate, to the president of an adjoining country.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: an adjoining country
West Canadia? 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: West Canadia?
You at worst come in third last, to the president of an adjoining country and PIEBALDconsult.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I feel I must remain true to my East Canadian roots. 
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Busted 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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...and they couldn't even get his name right. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He may hide under a different name, but we will still find him!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Holy crap! I look like Chris, only a bit heavier and with slightly more hair.
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Nah.
Geoff Blair's not related to Tony or Linda.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In my mind, he always had a "shrimp on the barbie" kind of accent. There goes that illusion. 
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I just found Kali Linux[^], which (apparently) is 'The most advanced penetration testing distribution, ever'.
It looks quite interesting, TBH.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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It's huge it's massive it's one of my favourite playgrounds ^^
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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meh, it's just linux with a bunch of programs pre-installed. You can probably set up the same thing in just about any other linux distro.
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It's actually a successor to Backtrack, Backtrack isn't actively developed anymore
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Too bad. BackTrack came in useful a couple of years back when I did a vulnerability scan of one of our robotic products.
These days the nearest I get to dodgy stuff is Tails. Here in the UK Pirate Bay is behind the Great Bacon Firewall, but Tails goes through that like a politician's teeth. Just don't let the Daily Mail photograph you doing it.
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Kali is almost identical to BackTrack, it is "the rebirth of BackTrack". From my playing around it has all the same applications installed but is on a new kernel and with update apps. They really do appear to be continuing the legacy of BackTrack
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There are a lot of free (or pirate-able) documents for Kali Linux if you're interested in learning more about it. I'd recommend "Kali Linux - Assuring Security by Penetration Testing" by Lee Allen or "Mastering Kali Linux for Advanced Penetration Testing" by Robert Beggs.
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Backtrack had Martin Muench involved, the same guy who sells spyware (Finfisher) to governments that kill their citizens. I wouldn't trust either distro. Just install the tools you need from whatever distro you prefer.
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