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Great reviews!
Wonder if they'll be coming out with a terrorist edition?, yeah we're all crazy over here.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Funny, and not funny all at the same time. We, as a collective whole, are our own best entertainment.
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The father's name is Richard Strong. This must be a joke.
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I've been having a conversation with someone in the reviews. The thing with the extreme right is, they don't do literacy or humour. These things go over their heads.
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Off to two week vacation...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Lucky you! 
Where I work, if I apply for even a half-day off and even 5-6 days in advance, they act like I am allegedly trying conquer their property... 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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It broke me into tears! What a happy guy you are. 
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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t - 5h for me
regards Torsten
I never finish anyth...
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accruing too much leave time and now I am forced to take some time off.
wonder what I should do at home with all this free time?? I think I have some coding projects at home that I need to work on. 
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If by 'some coding projects' you mean, 'let's go fishing for a week or so', count me in!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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More likely to catch something while spending a week in Las Vegas.
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True, but it's the whole being broke and hungover bit afterward that kills it for me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I have some DIY you could do...
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mark merrens wrote: I have some DIY you could do
Kind of defeats the purpose. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Do It Myself would be DIM.
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Dimwitted. I like Mark's idea of getting someone else to do it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Do It Myself would be DIM.
Why stop there: DIMWITS Do It Myself While I Trick Someone.
Jeremy Falcon
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Dennis E White wrote: wonder what I should do at home with all this free time??
Get a tan.
Find a mistress.
Learn something new.
Find a mistress.
Reconnect with old friends.
Find a mistress.
Take a vacation.
Find a mistress.
Go on a movie marathon.
Find a mistress.
Spend time outdoors.
Find a mistress.
Jeremy Falcon
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So, what you're really saying is to drink beer.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Drink beer with a mistress. Good idea!
Jeremy Falcon
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doh! Should have seen that one on the way
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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The only problem I see with this approach is when the 6 mistresses meet...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Find a mistress.
I can see the trouble follows that when mistress is discovered by wife. 
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Go see if you still have a real life?
Take a break man you got all the time in the world to code!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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