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And then she let you wear them?
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Blue Waffle wrote: And then she let you wear them?
... and that's when Nagy's troubles began!  
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Sadly, due to the much lamented and rarely present kid sister, I cannot elaborate on the Swiss Miss beyond saying it was a lie.
It needed 2 drinks.
speramus in juniperus
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Gin has much in common with garlic.
If you or your woman eats garlic, both of you had better eat garlic.
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Wait.... what 
When the human teeth are way harder than a car rooftop ? Aren't the car rooftop designed to protect the humans inside in case the car flips 
How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage . Did she ate the rooftop ?!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet.
And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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OriginalGriff wrote: £220 is cheap!
Social Engineering at its best!
We're so used to paying insane amounts for car repairs we consider that little bit of work worth that kind of money.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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OriginalGriff wrote: No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet.
Lets suppose that the car falls from some height in this case that thin sheet will enter your skull literally. They have be solid. If the car flips the roof and the metal cage has to support the weigh of the whole car + the passengers or it becomes interesting.
I don't own a car , not even a license to drive one in this matter. 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I wouldn't let her get near my private parts! 
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Basically Welsh women are as tough as welsh men. This is attested to by the fact they used to go into battle with their man folk as witnessed by many Roman writers, who were quire frankly horrified at the spectacle, it being unknown anywhere else in the then known word, and at their effectiveness.
Clearly the ability to bite the roof off a Fiat 500 has evolved from the ability to bite through Roman armour.
And in fact the relative wimpyness of welsh men explains how a small number of saxon male conquerors ended up being responsible for the entire gene pool of todays England; welsh women prefer saxon men!
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dang, scary!
Cold Turkey...
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What is the criteria that decides how an article is selected as the featured article? Or is it random? I'm asking this because this[^] article shows up as featured article when the filter is set to 'Architect'. Apparently, it's not a great article as you can see there, just a bunch of code and a couple of incomplete paragraphs. And it has got only 3 votes.
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A bottle of gin was inadvertently poured in the hamsters' today water. Maybe two.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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In space, no one can hear you fart!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: In space, no one can hear you fart!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor! 
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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... and you need to study IMDB to realise it was a play on a famous film tagline[^]! 
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Now that was funny!
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Chris Quinn wrote: In space, no one can hear you fart!
And only you in your own space suit can smell it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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They are both silent AND deadly!
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Totally inconceivable.
Apollo only ever took three people into orbit, not 5!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Apollo only ever took three people into orbit at a time to the moon, not 5!
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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Dalek Dave wrote: inconceivable
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.[^]"
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My name is Inigo Montoya...
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Totally inconceivable.
Apollo only ever took three people into orbit, not 5!
You desperately need to go to Mexico and purchase a sense of humor!
<humor alert>
It doesn't have to be physically correct to be funny
</humor alert>
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