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It can only be improved by going berserk yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO! while you are wildly unplugging all the cables on your computer.
Don't forget to throw the monitor to your nearest colleague. 
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Try the following:
Write some long text in Notepad pressing Ctrl + S from time to time.
At one point you accidently press Ctrl + A instead and continue typing.
Next time you press Ctrl + S again.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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This is one reason that the old school Alt+F, S reflex wins ... if you fat-finger that you get Save As which is not a problem.
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How about we send one of these[^] over to Cananda Eh for Sean to wear?
speramus in juniperus
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Only if you get an MVP this year...and he delivers them wearing it.
It would at least be an improvement on the Mankini!
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That really needs a fat bloke in it.
Or a tasty bird.
Hmmm. "A turkey" appears to fit both those definitions.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bloody stupid code monkey [me] doesn't follow the spec and the whole kaboodle ends up as stable as a francium statue in a hurricane.
It's debug or bugger off, so I'm going for the later. I'll pick up the girls, then make an early start on supper with some mulled wine to keep out the chill.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: with some mulled wine to keep out the chill
Shirley that's a typo, shouldn't it be mulled gin?
Otherwise you'll get to much blood in the alcohol system.
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers.
Buckminster Fuller
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I drink it purely for medicinal porpoises.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: medicinal porpoises
I hope you'll have a whale of a time!
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: medicinal porpoises
I didn't know there was such a beast.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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No one asks that of you, its like asking a fish if they like water, its just the natural habitat
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Mock self mockery is no excuse to endlessly talk about yourself.
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Actually stupid code monkeys do follow the spec, creative developers do not.
And remember:
"Our software does not coddle the weak. Bugs are good for building character in the user"
-- The Klingon programmer
Veni, vidi, vici.
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What, we need an excuse for that now?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Testing 123
Do not report I will tell you what is going on after test is complete. I will post it in Site bugs once bug is confirmed.
Edit:
Test Is complete you can check the bug here[^]
modified 10-Dec-13 9:22am.
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You may be on to something here! Is the spellchecker broken? 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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محمد م. محمد wrote: is going on after test is complete
The 't's are getting missed from message headers?
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That one is a typo.
By the way why there is no spellchecker in the subject title?
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محمد م. محمد wrote: By the way why there is no spellchecker in the subject title?
..because most users do not expect spell-checking on a single-line textbox.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: because most users do not expect spell-checking on a single-line textbox.
Why?
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Stop tesing! It tickles... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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