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If I look down I can see that I'm wearing two different shoes.
Of course, I do that every day, but this time they are different colors.
*sigh*
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: don't have any holes in them
If they don't have holes in them, how do you get your feet into the shoes? 
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+5 
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I wonna go home too  Only 2 hours and a half remaining. Please kill me now
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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ps -ef | awk '/Argonia/{print $2}' | xargs kill
Veni, vidi, vici.
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where should i input that again ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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The URL mentioned there gives you a hint[^]
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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Argonia wrote: Please kill me now
Only 45 minutes to go, are you still alive?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Many times you can find me walking like a duck at my work with a dark blue socks with a black one. or vice versa 
When I start from home, everything looks black but when I reach office & in the bright light near the gate ,I see it has happened again. And start walking low all day like a duck.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Be grateful, that one of it isn´t a shoe from mrs wife...  (if you have one, i´m not sure, whether you are married or not...)
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With a matching pair back home. Bargain!
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous
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Nah - he just steals the single shoes on display outside shoe shops...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Been there done that both Drunk & Stone cold sober 
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"Right sides only! Right sides only!"
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I did that same thing years ago. I had two pairs of dress shoes, same except for color. One pair black and the other brown. I arrived at work wearing one black and one brown shoe. I didn't notice because the felt the same on my feet. Yes, a few people noticed. Claimed I was starting a new fashion trend. It didnn't catch on.
After that I kept a diffent pair of shoes between these simialr pairs on the closet floor.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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I just claim the black one is a physical therapy shoe.
You go from getting mocked to getting sympathy.
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Wish I'd thought of that. Damn.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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I was using one of these[^]
How time flies.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: How time flies.
Yes. And machines are better, now.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Are they?
Are they really?
I miss the days when you had to do stuff for yourself and when 99.99% of the population still thought computers were the Dark Arts.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Yes they really are.
I missed CodeProject, that days...
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Dalek Dave wrote: 99.99% of the population still thought computers were the Dark Arts.
If Q&A is any guide, that proportion hasn't dropped much.
Send Codings PLZ Urgenz
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I believe it is a vase. Bongs where very simple back then and only looked like that after use.
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