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Argonia wrote: Please kill me now
Only 45 minutes to go, are you still alive? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Many times you can find me walking like a duck at my work with a dark blue socks with a black one. or vice versa 
When I start from home, everything looks black but when I reach office & in the bright light near the gate ,I see it has happened again. And start walking low all day like a duck. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Be grateful, that one of it isn´t a shoe from mrs wife...  (if you have one, i´m not sure, whether you are married or not...)
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With a matching pair back home. Bargain!
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous
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Nah - he just steals the single shoes on display outside shoe shops...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Been there done that both Drunk & Stone cold sober 
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"Right sides only! Right sides only!"
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I did that same thing years ago. I had two pairs of dress shoes, same except for color. One pair black and the other brown. I arrived at work wearing one black and one brown shoe. I didn't notice because the felt the same on my feet. Yes, a few people noticed. Claimed I was starting a new fashion trend. It didnn't catch on.
After that I kept a diffent pair of shoes between these simialr pairs on the closet floor.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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I just claim the black one is a physical therapy shoe.
You go from getting mocked to getting sympathy.
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Wish I'd thought of that. Damn.
BDF
The internet makes dumb people dumber and clever people cleverer.
-- PaulowniaK
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I was using one of these[^]
How time flies.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: How time flies.
Yes. And machines are better, now.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Are they?
Are they really?
I miss the days when you had to do stuff for yourself and when 99.99% of the population still thought computers were the Dark Arts.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Yes they really are.
I missed CodeProject, that days... 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Dalek Dave wrote: 99.99% of the population still thought computers were the Dark Arts.
If Q&A is any guide, that proportion hasn't dropped much.
Send Codings PLZ Urgenz
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I believe it is a vase. Bongs where very simple back then and only looked like that after use.
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djj55 wrote: only looked like that after use.
I believe you. Before use it was totally see-through
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+5  
Keen Observation.
I didn´t notice that initially...
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Thank You.
Clodetta del Mar wrote: +5
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My Pleasure!
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Dalek Dave wrote: I was using one of these
I wanted one of these[^], but ended up with this[^].
speramus in juniperus
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Dalek Dave wrote: How time flies.
... like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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tempus fugits - time flies
indigo fugits - blue flies
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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35 years ago, I was using this[^] .
Time really flies.
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