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JokeTel us a joke ey [Edited] Pin
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t.

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.
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I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets.
He sees a monkey with a price of $5000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details.
Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money?

Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games.

Good monkey, it’s worth the money.
He goes and finds another monkey with a price of $10 000 and again he will ask the merchant.
What does this monkey know?

It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad.
Nice, even I don’t know those things.
On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price $20 000.
The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details.
And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money?

I never saw her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager!


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