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:slap: :slap: Why did you do that?
In the 'before' picture, I can see the details in the ceiling and I think that looks great. Alright, I can imagine the 'after' picture used to convey a darker mood, perhaps for an article or novel, but I still prefer the original picture.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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SoMad wrote: Why did you do that?
I wanted to see how it came out. Results are pretty moody, and I still have the original. Not sure which I'd hang on the wall. The altered image shows the "no photography" signs pretty clearly 
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I like how there is a "no cellphones no cameras" sign on those images 
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The cathedral has two evenings a year where they sell permits for photography so all legit sadly. No rebel I.
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People keep messing up "Instagram Filters" with "Black & White photographs".
Nothing beats a good black & white photo, made with a qualitative DSLR cam.
No need for filters, handycams or any Instarubbish.
"Let's see: I'm a white male, age 18-49, I have a loud mouth and a gun... I AM the American Dream." - Me
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People are trying to compensate for the fact that their pictures are extremely boring.
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Well, you know the different stages of a photographer[^]?
I believe the Automode and Gearfaggotry just melted together into a loophole in time.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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 I like that one.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I like this metaphor[^] too.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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SoMad wrote: I don't understand why people run out and buy the latest phone with the latest camera technology just to 'ruin' their pictures this way.
Because in this modern technology-riddled world, people have lost:
* class
* taste
* discernment
* individuality
Individuality has been replaced with "express your individuality with one of these four awesome colors: black, white, pink, or blue!"
Marc
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I do it because my phone and camera suck horribly. I want to get a decent digital SLR, then I'll stop filtering.
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So, you are one of them. I should have known. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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My boss has asked me to rewrite an application in C#.
Original application is in VB6
10+ years old
Was originally a DOS application given a VB6 makeover
Some stats on the project from assessing the scope of the job:
Processing Module A
700 lines of module variables
16.5K lines
No comments
Processing Module B (Very similar to Processing Module A, fortunately)
600 lines of module variables
17K lines
No comments
Main Form
350 lines of module variables
10K lines
Main process loop: 1000 lines
Some comments found - Result!
Main app:
Forms: 16
Modules: 4
Class Modules: 19
Support files (over 3 DLLS):
Forms: 4
Modules: 10
Class Modules: 11
Time scale: One week.
Elephanting interesting project 
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Delivery schedule: yesterday..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Just rename the output exe to [current_name]_in_C_sharp.exe, and spend the week surfing the Interwebs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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+5
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So why are you wasting time posting here?
If you don't sleep, eat, drink, or take rest breaks, you should be able to do it! 
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Sounds like you're working in my previous company
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V. wrote: Sounds like you're working in my previous company
Well, you could at least have documented the modules.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Member 2053006 wrote: Some comments found - Result!
Like this?[^]
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone 
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He better be sorry for code like that
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Run dude! Run! 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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First rule, throw out old, start new.
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Why does your boss tell you how long a project should take?
He can tell you how long he'd like it to take but I see it as:
1. Customer asks Sales
2. Sales asks PM
3. PM asks senior devs/architect - initial estimates with included risk from the devs' experience.
4. PM answers Sales with %-age risk included, based on how scared the devs looked. Decision on initial team size maybe (how many available, how much can be done in parallel, available sprints).
5. Sales answers customer then bills if customer agrees.
You skip devs' estimate or skip PM adding in risk, you're screwed, been there, done that. Project was on time but 30%+ over budget. Would have been more if the devs on it would have actually told the truth about the extent of their overtime.
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