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I like this metaphor[^] too.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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SoMad wrote: I don't understand why people run out and buy the latest phone with the latest camera technology just to 'ruin' their pictures this way.
Because in this modern technology-riddled world, people have lost:
* class
* taste
* discernment
* individuality
Individuality has been replaced with "express your individuality with one of these four awesome colors: black, white, pink, or blue!"
Marc
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I do it because my phone and camera suck horribly. I want to get a decent digital SLR, then I'll stop filtering.
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So, you are one of them. I should have known. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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My boss has asked me to rewrite an application in C#.
Original application is in VB6
10+ years old
Was originally a DOS application given a VB6 makeover
Some stats on the project from assessing the scope of the job:
Processing Module A
700 lines of module variables
16.5K lines
No comments
Processing Module B (Very similar to Processing Module A, fortunately)
600 lines of module variables
17K lines
No comments
Main Form
350 lines of module variables
10K lines
Main process loop: 1000 lines
Some comments found - Result!
Main app:
Forms: 16
Modules: 4
Class Modules: 19
Support files (over 3 DLLS):
Forms: 4
Modules: 10
Class Modules: 11
Time scale: One week.
Elephanting interesting project 
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Delivery schedule: yesterday..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Just rename the output exe to [current_name]_in_C_sharp.exe, and spend the week surfing the Interwebs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So why are you wasting time posting here?
If you don't sleep, eat, drink, or take rest breaks, you should be able to do it! 
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Sounds like you're working in my previous company
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V. wrote: Sounds like you're working in my previous company
Well, you could at least have documented the modules.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Member 2053006 wrote: Some comments found - Result!
Like this?[^]
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone 
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He better be sorry for code like that
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Run dude! Run! 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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First rule, throw out old, start new.
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Why does your boss tell you how long a project should take?
He can tell you how long he'd like it to take but I see it as:
1. Customer asks Sales
2. Sales asks PM
3. PM asks senior devs/architect - initial estimates with included risk from the devs' experience.
4. PM answers Sales with %-age risk included, based on how scared the devs looked. Decision on initial team size maybe (how many available, how much can be done in parallel, available sprints).
5. Sales answers customer then bills if customer agrees.
You skip devs' estimate or skip PM adding in risk, you're screwed, been there, done that. Project was on time but 30%+ over budget. Would have been more if the devs on it would have actually told the truth about the extent of their overtime.
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I've done this before, it took some time because it was originally written incredibly sh*tty.
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Member 2053006 wrote: Time scale: One week.
Did you mention that wasn't going to happen?
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"Ireland currently loses time and is charged for the rest of the winter."(11)
I just LOVE this clue!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Solution for those who need it?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Kindly provided by Stewart before I could type it.
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He IS a very kind man 
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Ireland = HIBERNIA
current = I
Ireland currently loses = HIBERNA
time = T
charged = ION
HIBERNATION - rest of the winter.
Regards, Stewart
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You got the solution first so well done.
It wasn't that hard, but I thought it was a beautifully rounded and framed clue.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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