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The clever code forum has been decimated by the Unibomber. Almost completely grey, that is not the actions of a sane mind.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Let's face it: Mr.Univoter cannot approach correctly anything 'clever'.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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My bad, I deleted the wrong answer, this one: How run a function for always ![^] instead of the OP's fake answer. Dear hamsters, please, please restore it.
Thanks.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Remember Carlo, coffee then codeproject. You can't funtion properly without at least one good espresso.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Exactly (it is what actually happenend)!
Unfortunately without the very first one coffee am not able to remember such prescription.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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You need to train yourself. I get out of bed and go and switch on the coffee machine. By the time I've checked the girls haven't escaped overnight, the waters hot and I can make a coffee. Unfortunately, my machine is brokened and I'm having to use my handpresso[^]; boiling water when still half asleep is not a good idea.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: You need to train yourself. I get out of bed and go and switch on the coffee machine.
I already do the same.
In fact the 'very first coffee' was actually the 'very first coffe at office', since the real 'first one' (the one at home) just serves the purpose of keeping me alive.
Nagy Vilmos wrote: By the time I've checked the girls haven't escaped overnight
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Good God Man!
As an Englishman I would you to know that the first drink of the day is, was and ever shall be, tea.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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As a Hungarian [by marriage] coffee rules. When I first went to Hungariaorszag, you had more chance of getting warmth from an ice-cube than of finding decent tea. As a result, I was converted to coffee, lots and strong, as my main day-time drink. I know it's not very English but, as they say in Winnipeg, who cares eh.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Hungariaorszag
You've destroyed all my neurons...
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... and the first line of my sig is...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I guess that this can be applied at what you did in the states... 
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I'm going back in three weeks...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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As a bit of compensation, my wife drinks tea, not coffe (and yes, she is Italian).
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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She is obviously a cultured Italian who dislikes paying a million lira for a tiny tiny cup of mud.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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She might like paying a million lira, but nowhere in Italy is going to accept it now that they are in the Euro.
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The way it is going it is likely to be Lire again pretty soon.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Were 'lire'. Anyway it's a while since they are passed away.
I hope BP will resist more (with the euro adoption our salaries were practically halved).
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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Dalek Dave wrote: Good God Man!
How can God be good if he doesn't exist?  
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Just along for the ride.
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Don't worry too much CPallini! in fact this has not been the best asnwer I've given to anyone here...
So probably your coffee unconsciousness has become a benefit to everyone...
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Well, I'm sorry.
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If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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The hamsters have restored it.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
The Code Project
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Thanks.
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
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We need a new emoticon of a hamster dangling under a parachute. Send in the troops!
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
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