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John M. Drescher wrote:
None of the girls I met online lied about their photo. However if they did and I found their appearance less than what I expect I would have just walked away on the first date.
I might think that gonna be a little embarrass if i just turn around especially before a lady
Today is a gift, that's why we call it present
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set better expectations for your boss and quit working so much
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1) Go outside into the sunshine (this only works in summer).
2) Look around you. See all those funny-looking blokes with the lumpy chests? Pick one with (and this is important) no facial hair.
3) Talk to her.
4) If this fails, repeat. (But don't forget: Lumpy Chest: Facial hair: )
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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I think i gonna ask you for more details . i can consider those with no facial hair, but why lumpy Chest?
Today is a gift, that's why we call it present
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Ray Guan wrote: why lumpy Chest?
Because a lack of Lumpy Chest is a sign of LumpyGroin. And in this case, LumpyGroin is a Bad Thing. (Except in yourself, and even then not too lumpy until you know them better.)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Unless you are in Thailand... in that case, it can be more like roulette.
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ROFL! 5 - but I wish it could be more!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Same here.
Job, studies and no girlfriend make this a bad programmer
PS: invaded all local dating sites with no luck
in another thousand years we'll be machines or gods█
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Coding makes me, sometimes, to analyse life, even my family, like a piece of software. And they (my family) hate this...
36. When you surround an army, leave an outlet free.
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Do not press a desperate foe too hard.
SUN-TZU - Art of War
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Also Pinocchio had the same resolution, although different motivation...
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Well said.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
My latest tip/trick
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My problem is the reverse... People makes me, sometimes, to analyse code, even computers, like they were alife...
It explains why I shout and kick my computer when it does not work or when this stupid piece of code is broken...
And as you can guess, like your family, my computer hates that.
But I think it's an advanced symptom of the same illness
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Time to hang up the keyboard.
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Need a category Eat better/Lose weight. I see get fit as physical fitness not just weight loss.
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And where is the "work more" category?
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Under masochist
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djj55 wrote: Lose weight
Post some unfunny/unwanted things in Lounge, Response will help you to loose your weight passively.
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My posts in the lounge are so bad that they are a joke.
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I can see you're helpless now, I can see your profile PIC.
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Hope your child will get to have a playtime with you.
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I resolve to be the first to post.
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
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At least I want to be the second
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