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Ray Guan wrote: No time to find a girlfriend
You need to get out more often. I love coding just as much as the next guy but you have to have a life outside of this tech world we live in. 
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thanks for your advice.you know. shop online ,chat online, movie online ,music online , online sports game, i think sometimes i have to spend the rest of my life online. 
Today is a gift, that's why we call it present
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Take a holiday, a holiday where you'll meet people of girls. Spainish resorts would be a place to start.
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Ray Guan wrote: any other coder in CP has the same problem with me
I had that problem until I used a few internet dating sites. Take a look at eHarmony, match.com, matchmaker.com. Make a serious effort to describe yourself and what you are looking for and within reason the search should be easy. Well at least it was extremely easy for me. Nearly 8 years ago I met my wife on matchmaker.com. She was the 3rd person I dated from one of these sites.
Edit: Oh sorry you are from China. I obviously can not recommend sites from there..
John
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thanks John for sharing your experience here. did u see the movie MUST LOVE DOGS ? online match, oh no, I hate photoshop. 
i had some bad experience. i don't believe the picture on the web. 
match.com got the Chinese edition i just try it , wish me luck 
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Ray Guan wrote: did u see the movie MUST LOVE DOGS ?
No I have not seen that.
Ray Guan wrote: online match, oh no, I hate photoshop. Shucks
None of the girls I met online lied about their photo. However if they did and I found their appearance less than what I expect I would have just walked away on the first date.
John
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John M. Drescher wrote:
None of the girls I met online lied about their photo. However if they did and I found their appearance less than what I expect I would have just walked away on the first date.
I might think that gonna be a little embarrass if i just turn around especially before a lady
Today is a gift, that's why we call it present
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set better expectations for your boss and quit working so much
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1) Go outside into the sunshine (this only works in summer).
2) Look around you. See all those funny-looking blokes with the lumpy chests? Pick one with (and this is important) no facial hair.
3) Talk to her.
4) If this fails, repeat. (But don't forget: Lumpy Chest:  Facial hair:  )
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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I think i gonna ask you for more details . i can consider those with no facial hair, but why lumpy Chest?  
Today is a gift, that's why we call it present
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Ray Guan wrote: why lumpy Chest?
Because a lack of Lumpy Chest is a sign of LumpyGroin. And in this case, LumpyGroin is a Bad Thing. (Except in yourself, and even then not too lumpy until you know them better.)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Unless you are in Thailand... in that case, it can be more like roulette.
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ROFL! 5 - but I wish it could be more!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Same here.
Job, studies and no girlfriend make this a bad programmer 
PS: invaded all local dating sites with no luck
in another thousand years we'll be machines or gods█
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Coding makes me, sometimes, to analyse life, even my family, like a piece of software. And they (my family) hate this... 
36. When you surround an army, leave an outlet free.
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Do not press a desperate foe too hard.
SUN-TZU - Art of War
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Also Pinocchio had the same resolution, although different motivation... 
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Well said.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
My latest tip/trick
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My problem is the reverse... People makes me, sometimes, to analyse code, even computers, like they were alife...
It explains why I shout and kick my computer when it does not work or when this stupid piece of code is broken...
And as you can guess, like your family, my computer hates that.
But I think it's an advanced symptom of the same illness
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Time to hang up the keyboard.
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Need a category Eat better/Lose weight. I see get fit as physical fitness not just weight loss.
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And where is the "work more" category?
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Under masochist
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djj55 wrote: Lose weight
Post some unfunny/unwanted things in Lounge, Response will help you to loose your weight passively.
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My posts in the lounge are so bad that they are a joke. 
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I can see you're helpless now, I can see your profile PIC.
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