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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: Stored Procs, Packages, Views...Pah! Pin
AspDotNetDev20-Oct-10 11:11
protectorAspDotNetDev20-Oct-10 11:11 
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Tomz_KV20-Oct-10 2:06
Tomz_KV20-Oct-10 2:06 
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 2:43
Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 2:43 
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Electron Shepherd20-Oct-10 2:46
Electron Shepherd20-Oct-10 2:46 
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Tomz_KV20-Oct-10 3:12
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Electron Shepherd20-Oct-10 3:17
Electron Shepherd20-Oct-10 3:17 
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 3:26
Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 3:26 
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richard_k26-Oct-10 22:09
richard_k26-Oct-10 22:09 
After 15 years writing/debugging SQL oriented financial apps, I must disagree. The benefit to stored procedures boils down to how easy it is to code it in ADO/.NET/etc vs. a Stored proc. except when we are talking centralized commits and things having to do with exclusive access to a row/table. Those problems are best expressed in a Stored proc (which is centralized where the exclusive access is required), since tools like ADO are extremely wordy and obfuscated in comparison to the statements required to express them in PL/SQL or T/sql. Parallel queries and caching in modern databases have made the location of most SQL to be compiled totally unimportant. 20 years ago? You'd have a point. Now? Nope. Curious if what I'm saying is accurate? Try running a performance analyzer on such things when used more than once (like in a running system).
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JasonPSage20-Oct-10 3:31
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 4:24
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richard_k26-Oct-10 22:11
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YSLGuru20-Oct-10 10:20
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 23:32
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wout de zeeuw20-Oct-10 11:42
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 23:42
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wout de zeeuw21-Oct-10 0:45
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Richard A. Dalton21-Oct-10 1:21
Richard A. Dalton21-Oct-10 1:21 
GeneralEmbrace the dark side - use an ORM Pin
Dale Margel20-Oct-10 15:31
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AspDotNetDev20-Oct-10 15:45
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Dale Margel20-Oct-10 16:00
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 23:28
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