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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: Stored Procs, Packages, Views...Pah! Pin
wout de zeeuw20-Oct-10 10:54
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AspDotNetDev20-Oct-10 11:11
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Tomz_KV20-Oct-10 2:06
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 2:43
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Electron Shepherd20-Oct-10 2:46
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Tomz_KV20-Oct-10 3:12
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Electron Shepherd20-Oct-10 3:17
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 3:26
Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 3:26 
Tomz_KV wrote:
For a in-house program, if the developer is not avaialble for making changes and re-compiling, a database guy could easily achieve the same goal by modifying the storedproc.


This is NOT a valid reason for choosing one technology over another.

Changing logic at the database level is a BIG deal.
This isn't something you should be roping someone into simply because you can't find a handy developer. And hey! it's in the DB so a DBA should be able to handle it.

Does the DBA actually understand the intent of the original code? Or the full implications of changing it?
Or is he JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS?

This is exactly what I'm talking about. We treat a DB implemented API like it's some slow cousin from the country that can be pushed around and manipulated by anyone who can boot up TOAD.

It's Code dammit. It deserves the same amount of planning, control, respect and fear that VB or C# or C++ code commands.

The technical aspects of making a change to some VB isn't really all that different to changing a Stored Proc. Sure, deployment "might" require a little more effort, depending on your set up.

Technically making the change and deploying it isn't the bit that causes problems. It's the unforseen side effects of the change that will have you at your desk cursing at 8pm on a Friday night when your family is at home waiting for you.

And if it's your app that's breaking, the DBA that was just following orders isn't going to be by your side on Friday Night.

-Rd
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JasonPSage20-Oct-10 3:31
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 4:24
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YSLGuru20-Oct-10 10:20
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 23:32
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wout de zeeuw20-Oct-10 11:42
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 23:42
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wout de zeeuw21-Oct-10 0:45
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Richard A. Dalton21-Oct-10 1:21
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GeneralEmbrace the dark side - use an ORM Pin
Dale Margel20-Oct-10 15:31
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AspDotNetDev20-Oct-10 15:45
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