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Zhat12-Mar-09 2:57
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How do you feel about yourself now after all the feedback? Must have proud parents for sure (that is if they will even own up to knowing you).

But, I'm here to help, not call you names like 'Tard', 'Jackass' or 'Idiot'. So here's a simple project, that when done properly will require you to do only once and you'll be set the rest of your life.

Module One: With both hands, reach behind you and grab both ass cheeks firmly
(Fairly difficult for some so give yourself 2-3 days "Research" and "Testing")

Module Two: While grasping ass cheeks firmly, begin a 'pulling' motion with your upper body. Continue pulling motion until Head completely exits ass.

Module Three: Release grip on ass cheeks, wipe crap from eye so you can see what you're about to do.

Module Four, Part 1: Stand in front of full length mirror. Pick up your Browning BT-99, Grade III (part of the pre-project requirements gathering), place it on the ground, butt side down.

Module Four, Part 2: Slowly lower ass (from Modules One, Two and Three) over raised end of Browning BT-99, Grade III. You'll know when to stop as you'll feel the raised end of said Browning tickeling your tonsils.

Module Five: Using index toe of left foot, insert into Browning BT-99, Grade III 'activation mechinism'...apply downward pressure.

Module Six: View output results in mirror.
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