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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralRe: Read-only properties Pin
Derek Bartram21-Mar-08 15:24
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GibbleCH21-Mar-08 17:17
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Derek Bartram22-Mar-08 0:51
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Derek Bartram22-Mar-08 6:36
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GeneralNo useful language is idiot-proof... Pin
Jeff Dickey7-Apr-08 17:56
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Derek Bartram12-Apr-08 14:13
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GeneralYes and no Pin
Jeff Dickey14-Apr-08 0:34
Jeff Dickey14-Apr-08 0:34 
Java, as originally conceived (J2SE, that is) is a perfectly decent language for several different problem domains, including particularly those similar to that for which it was created. The idiocy comes from two things. First, the "Java should do everything including the kitchen sink" mentality that gave us J2ME and (good working definition of "coding horror") J2EE. Secondly, the dishonest marketing commonly associated with the infinite battalions of H1B coders who have perfectly good-sounding (though mass-mimeographed) "qualifications" but couldn't solve a problem in Java (or apparently anything else) if you gave them a flashlight, a map, all the textbooks they could carry and a two-year head start. But they're the fashion, so thousands of lemmings cleverly disguised as "software-using companies" are throwing themselves of the cliff. (It's a little late to realize that you need an exit strategy when you've already been accelerating at 10 m/sec/sec for two or three minutes....)

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Derek Bartram16-Apr-08 2:32
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