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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralRe: Read-only properties Pin
Derek Bartram21-Mar-08 12:16
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Derek Bartram21-Mar-08 15:24
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Derek Bartram22-Mar-08 0:51
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Derek Bartram22-Mar-08 6:36
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GeneralNo useful language is idiot-proof... Pin
Jeff Dickey7-Apr-08 17:56
Jeff Dickey7-Apr-08 17:56 
...to a sufficiently motivated/determined idiot. No useful language can enforce a fixed floor for intelligence or sensibility of its (ab)user. Languages that make significant efforts in those directions, like Logo or Wirth's original Pascal, find themselves compartmentalised and marginalised safely out of the way of any Real Programmers™.

You can't effectively use language semantics to guard against process failure. The entire reasoning for practices like XP pair programming, test-driven development that requires every bit of code to be tested, and so on is precisely to guard against such ingenious stupidity.

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Derek Bartram12-Apr-08 14:13
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GeneralYes and no Pin
Jeff Dickey14-Apr-08 0:34
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Derek Bartram16-Apr-08 2:32
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Fatbuddha 14-Apr-08 1:13
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GibbleCH20-Mar-08 5:59
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leppie20-Mar-08 22:20
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