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You were looking for a crack?? It's behind you, just below your belt.
The same can be found on the front of your head, between your hair and neck.
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I assume this is the same one he's talking out of. One word for him. A**hole.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: You were looking for a crack?? It's behind you, just below your belt.
 That is a good one 
"Find it your bloody self - immediately!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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There's a really great idea - advertise that you are after dodgy software, and then expect people here to be:
a - interested in illegal software
and
b - stupid enough to reply to this with anything other than a no.
Seriously, are you:
a) moronic
b) moronic
or
c) moronic
Please tick all that apply. Multiple answers will be accepted.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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no
Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles]
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I wonder how long it will take before every active CPian has replied to this 
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
"I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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Chris hopes that will not happen; it would probably kill the server farm.
Anyway, if they do, they really should simply say "no"
especially since Pete said "stupid enough to reply to this with anything other than a no";
why didn't he take his own advice?
Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [My Articles]
this months tips:
- use PRE tags to preserve formatting when showing multi-line code snippets
- before you ask a question here, search CodeProject, then Google
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Luc Pattyn wrote: why didn't he take his own advice?
There was too much room for mockery and scorn - the little imp in me just couldn't resist. He had to come out and tap away at that keyboard; the little scamp.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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ellllllllie wrote: Does anyone have the crack of the installshield 2008.
I work hard writing software so I can put food on my table and keep a roof over my head... And you want to take that from me.
YOU THIEF!
How about I come round to your house and take the food directly out of your kitchen? Would you like that!? How about I throw you out of your house so I can sleep there instead!
You are nothing but a putrid stain on society. You are a product of disgust and revulsion. Your request is repugnant in the extreme and your expectation that you would get an answer is sickening.
You come here to a site for professional software developers and ask them how to purloin the efforts of their labour. Would you ask a mother to kill her own child just for your benefit?
You are the scum who would rob a homeless man of his blanket just to line your own bed. You would take the last bite of food from a starving child to fatten your belly. Well, I hope you choke on your own vomit, you distasteful wretched miserable excuse for a human.
Your request is as shameful as you are dispicable.
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Uhh... Colin??  You OK man??
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One thing is for sure, I don't think anyone will feel they are able to add to what's already been said, now.
Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++
"I am working on a project that will convert a FORTRAN code to corresponding C++ code.I am not aware of FORTRAN syntax" ( spotted in the C++/CLI forum )
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Wow - I mean wow. That's the most amazing rant I've seen. I bow my head before the master - I am not worthy to pick the gum off your shoes.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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ellllllllie wrote: Does anyone have the crack of the installshield 2008.
How dare you try to ask a fine online community of developers help steal from other hard working developers.
No one here will help you with that 
"Find it your bloody self - immediately!" - Dave Kreskowiak
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Did you really expect that anyone in this forum would give you a crack for some software?
If yes, then YOU must be on crack!
Virtual1ty
"Any fool can learn from his own mistakes, but a wise man learns from mistakes of others"
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This topic fails, it's in the wrong forum.
It should be in General Discussions, The Lounge, or The Soapbox.
C'mon people, post in the right forum at least. 
My current favourite word is: Waffle
Cheese is still good though.
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'Warez' is simply a marketing medium maintained by the software vendors themselves, to increase the popularity of their product.
Yep, scream,laugh, mock or do whatever the routine inside your head makes you do, but that's that,
and I'm insane, right?
All those cracking groups and teams are just imaginary evil people. They're all actually developers from the company itself.
How else would explain the phenomena of 'A cracked version of a software being made available even before the actual software is officially released'.
But like I said, I'm the one who's insane, and you all are slick smart. heh....crackers are thieves........talk about ridiculous conclusions.....
ASP - AJAX is SEXY. PERIOD.
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Sure - and there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll. It was Elvis. Which is why the aliens had to come and take him back home in his mothership.
Bulky Fellow wrote: 'Warez' is simply a marketing medium maintained by the software vendors themselves, to increase the popularity of their product.
Of course - it's a clever marketing ploy where companies give away software instead of charging customers for it. It makes sense now. I see it all. I was wrong. All this time I was completely wrong. Thank you for pointing out to me the folly of my views - that companies make profits by charging people for their products. Well, I'm off to the supermarket to see if some of their staff won't give me some food - after all it's free right?
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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Yep, you said it yourself. You ARE insane!
If you believe that, you also believe that RIAA isn't really suing everyone on earth for illegally sharing music.
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Hi iam new to window services.
I developed a window application which is an desktop alret.
I need to run this application with a window service.
Is there any way to use window applications in window services.
Help me out from this.
Lakshmi
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Please don't cross post. From the times, it looks like this is the original question, with the actual cross cross post[^] (the one that everyone responded to) coming in about 20 minutes later. Everyone here are volunteers and, as such, may not be able to respond to your question right away. Just because you didn't get an answer as quickly as you wanted, doesn't mean you should post it again.
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See - you're slipping back over the border into sarcasm land. Admit it - it feels soooo gooooood to be here doesn't it. You know you want to stay.
Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.
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LOL. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Voted it a 5 just for that! Like I said, every once in a while I go on a rant.
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Scott Dorman wrote: every once in a while I go on a rant
I think you need to just to keep up the effort. I know a few people that occasionally post answers on these forums but the some of the idiots that post questions just turn them away. I try and put my rants on my blog, but it doesn't always work out that way.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote: I think you need to just to keep up the effort.
Yea...I actually didn't think this post was going on a rant. I guess there are only so many ways to say something and sometimes it can come across as being sarcastic. I do try to keep my rants on my blog as well.
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