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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralRe: A fond memory of assembly language Pin
Mike Hankey10-Apr-07 12:02
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Mike Hankey12-Apr-07 9:36
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Mike Hankey12-Apr-07 9:50
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beachsidepaul16-Apr-07 1:43
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Mike Hankey16-Apr-07 2:02
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beachsidepaul16-Apr-07 9:51
beachsidepaul16-Apr-07 9:51 
Mike, thanks for the good wishes. I really didn't mean to hijack the thread to become a "why old programmers are in pain" topic LOL. I do miss the good old days though. When I started programming we were a group of 4 brash young men who thought they could teach IBM a few things about our industry. Lo and behold we apparently did, IBM licensed our first system for the, then state of the art, System/32. We used some magic assembly routines to make that old beast do things IBM didn't even know it could do. I can't claim any of the credit for the assembler routines but I got pretty damn magical with RPG II (speaking of dead horses). Went on to persue the market with System/34, System/36 and finally the AS/400 before switching gears and moving to the PC and 'C' world. But I digress, in those days we did a little of everything on a project, no particular speciality. If we needed a 'black-box' we wrote a black box, it may have been screen handling (pre-windows), or it may have been data-access, we built the system from scratch. Now I've managed to upgrade my skill set somewhat, at least I understand C# and much of the .NET world, but I'm damned if I can resolve myself to not having active participation in all phases of a project and that's what it seems like the world has come to expect. You're either an Architect, a coder, a UI guy or some such, I've always been involved in developing systems where everybody did a little of all things. Now there is just too damn much to learn to stick with that mind-set! Yeah sometimes I do miss the 10meg drive and 8K of memory and the ability to do magic with them. Nope, I haven't given up, I'm still plugging away and at the ripe old age of 53 by God I will be able to bring something to the table. Thanks again for your wishes, Paul

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