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OriginalGriff wrote: Is a healthy cat feline good?
Depends on what it just broke, but prolly feline a lot better than a sick puppy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Just heard a QA "Engineeer" ask a customer on the phone - "What made you wanna do THAT!??"
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Kevin Marois wrote: "What made you wanna do THAT!??"
My teenage daughter would have answered, "Because I can."
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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My experience has been that salespeople will promise anything to get the sale and/or retain the customer.
Whether they tell you about the feature they promised is optional.
Your compliance however, is mandatory, whether or not if it is possible.
If not, it's your fault, not theirs.
It still aggravates me when I remember the time the CEO and VP called me to bitch me out for not having something done and then finding out the two of them had decided on a new feature and neither bothered to tell me about it, but they were steamed because I had somehow failed to read their minds.
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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I was working on a project where the clients actually did something similar. Always managed to sneak in a requirement/feature or two directly to the developer. We were working too close to the client in this scenario and did a lot of work which we didn't charge for. Ran a big loss at the end of the day. We're talking millions. We learnt a very important lesson from this.
P.S. CEO and VP's are also clients at the end of the day. Just internal ones. They should be treated the same as external ones. They should follow the correct routes if they want to add/change requirements.
One thing I like about scrum (and I don't like everything about it) is that it is very clear on setting boundaries in this area. It protects the developer from these pitfalls very nicely.
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence."
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Kevin Marois wrote: "What made you wanna do THAT!??"
I am still wainting for the follow up post explaining what he did, and why.
You DID ask?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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He probably got a call 2 minutes after posting that, "Umm, I got a guy who did THAT, which fubarred the install, can you come take a look?"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm expecting something exotic, don't spoil it already
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Back in 1979 I was taking basic training at IBM.
They showed us new recruits this training video: Who Sold You This Then[^] 
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Nice!!
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185 cartographers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.."
[It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
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Sorry, I can't serve you because of your lousy latitude.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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What a relief.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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... because you're off the charts.
Life is too shor
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...because you don't map our customer's profile.
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Legend has it that you've no shame and your pun-call shore's that up.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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... you just don't make the gradient
veni bibi saltavi
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you're drawing a blank.
Hogan
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... my last waitress quit because you kept drawing peninsulas on the napkins!
... kept showing her your peninsulas.
modified 1-Mar-16 23:39pm.
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He was just hoping he'd scale to the topograph of JOTD.
However, the survey is still out on that, cuz the joke is not as planetable as he'd of hoped from his zenith'd theodolite stadia.
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