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185 cartographers walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.."
[It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]
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Sorry, I can't serve you because of your lousy latitude.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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What a relief.
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... because you're off the charts.
Life is too shor
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...because you don't map our customer's profile.
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Legend has it that you've no shame and your pun-call shore's that up.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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... you just don't make the gradient
veni bibi saltavi
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you're drawing a blank.
Hogan
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... my last waitress quit because you kept drawing peninsulas on the napkins!
... kept showing her your peninsulas.
modified 1-Mar-16 23:39pm.
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He was just hoping he'd scale to the topograph of JOTD.
However, the survey is still out on that, cuz the joke is not as planetable as he'd of hoped from his zenith'd theodolite stadia.
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... you've borderline personality problems.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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because you are incontinent
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I forgot to post this yesterday:
Dad Science, Parts V-VI: the answer isn't simply wrong . . . it's far more convoluted than that.[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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hilarious! Thanks for the introduction. (I'd never met that comic before)
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Kennedy died Sunday at age 91. He was one of my favorite actors.![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Leslie Nielsen[^] died in 2010 at age 84. He was one of my favorite actors.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Quote: Leslie Nielsen[^] died
Philistine! Are you looking for trouble? 
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Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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He played the role of a wild man in the forgotten movie "The Pink Jungle." His character justified his wild behavior with the fact that he was from Johannesburg (South Africa). Being from SA myself, I kinda enjoyed that! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 1-Mar-16 10:31am.
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One of my favorite movies.
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Especially the Car Wash scene[^]
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Awesome scene, had forgot about it!
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