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Me before caffeination, sometimes me after caffeination.
You get the idea...
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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only once a week?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Cable went down last night. Was still down this morning. Called Comcast, said "they are working on it. Approximate up time 0958. For more information, go to comcast.com". Huh?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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don't you have cell phone with data plan ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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you mean there's no app to download???
how are the kids supposed to deal with a URL???
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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ping
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
modified 31-Aug-18 13:14pm.
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No - we don't as "top o' the morning" at all. You may mean Ireland
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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MacSpudster wrote: The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
So...it was a hardware problem all along?
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Reply from Sander Rossel: bytes=32 time=19hrs39mins TTL=255
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I downloaded the english version chrome...
it installed the german language because of my Windows and location
and now it is on spanish after logging in my old account...
WTE?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 31-Aug-18 11:45am.
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"Que Pasa?", Banzai from Lion King.
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See, that's why you need Google Translate 
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That is too funny. 
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Good that I speak all 3 languages...
I try to take it on the fun side, but I am pretty pissed on the same time.
I can't stop thinking that this is taking the "I know what you want/need (even better than you)" to a new (and dangerous) level.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Yeah, well, I'm sure I wouldn't find too funny if it was happening to me.
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A programmer somewhere is laughing...or AI has 'fixed' the 'stupid human mistake' (obviously you meant German as you are in Germany...lmftfy!)
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: (obviously you meant German as you are in Germany...lmftfy!)
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Is a sock puppet what you want to do after watching a ventriloquist?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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no really, ... although I'd rather stick my hand in a sock than up some dummies ass.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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I have some socks here that I bet would prove that statement false!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Do ventriloquists keep parrots as pets?
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Yes, and they hold parakeets on their laps.
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That would be quite a feet!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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you get something similar.
I finally decided to upgrade my monitor situation. I had my main PC with a 24 inch monitor and my Linux play machine with a 17 in monitor and the 17 in monitior stopped working.
So my son-in-law stopped by and I asked him to connect a new 24 in monitor I bought to the linux box and use the secondary interface to expand the screen of my main PC.
So after finding all the cables and corresponding HDMI plugs, I ended up using the new monitor as the primary for my main box and using my old monitor switchable between the main box sand the Linux box.It turns out the new monitor couldn't be switchedbetween inputs, while my old monitor could!
So now I'm happy. Most f the time, I use my main Windows box with 2 24 inch monitors, but I can switch, so that I can use that PC with one monitor and my Linux box with the other monitor.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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