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The bot is a bit repetitive, but that's a damn fine idea! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Spam, electronic: just delete it and ignore it; its like the kid that says, "Hey, watch this!" If you watch, they know they have an audience
Spam, the 'food': uh... not gonna try it; my oldest brother was a meat cutter and after touring a meat processing factory, he stopped eating 'prepared' animal products
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Wonderful. 
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Reading the back a d forths is interesting. It'll be neat if they can get the robot to scan the email better and create more detailed responses. Its a great innovative idea.
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...when you'd rather complain bitterly about a situation, rather than try to have fun with it when the opportunity presents itself.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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abmv wrote: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A bush in the hand is worth one presidential election. 
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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One beer in your hand is worth ten in the pub.
(unless you are in the pub, of course)
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If this is regarding this morning's QA fun, I thought it was funny! No complaints here!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Yes, let's turn Code Project into Stack Overflow.
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How is that turning CP into stackoverflow?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I read part of the chain of comments and stopped since it reminded me of the bad aspects of Stack Overflow. If you aren't going to sincerely help, why bother commenting at all?
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I gave him all the code he asked for, and it does exactly what he said it needed to do. How much more helpful could I gave been?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Oh look, an opportunity has presented itself...
There there, John, tomorrow is another day.
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And I will again strive to be as helpful as I have been today.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If you fall asleep on the beach, and wake with a terrible tan line, is it because you didn't apply sine block properly?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Why would I have a tan line?
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Not if you are a female. Only if you are a tan gent.
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Cos!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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You know, it happened also to my cosine!
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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This is the secant time I'm reading the same joke.
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either that, or you didn't coversine.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a triggy question. I'll need to tri some different angles.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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