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I had a full colon, then I had a massive dump.
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Harmful? HARMFUL?
Semi-colons are the spawn of the Devil!
VB RULEZ OK!
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VB!? VB!?
What's with the V?
Real men code in BASIC (without the V)! 
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Damned straight VB in a bottle[^]
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Victual BASIC? Surely not.
https://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/Uploads/2587207/BASICbooks.jpg
Hmm, linkifier no worky today.
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Th federal government is full of colons, and it doesn't work either. Maybe you're on to something.
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Has anyone else noticed that more and more of them seem to talk about "the customer".
So I wonder which of the two likely cases this is:
- It's homework and that's how it's described to them . . .
- They're a contractor . . .
". . . and they want us to do their work for them " is appendable to both.
It's almost refreshing to see someone who just seems honestly clueless.
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Most of 'em, it's homework.
And I'm not sure it's "honestly clueless" so much as "too lazy to bother" in many cases. I suspect that various government attempts to get everybody coding by making it a compulsory course is getting us a lot of visitors who have no interest in development, or indeed learning anything at all.
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To be fair I have recently come across one or two who are "honestly clueless". Either the teaching really is rubbish (probably) or they are just unable to understand the basics of programming (but think it's quick route to a well paid job).
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3. the instructor is bidding for jobs, class does the work (via Q&A), instructor pockets the money.
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If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That's evil, immoral, and unethical. I wish I'd thought of it first. 
Ad astra - both ways!
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Yeah - most of the instructors that worked his class for extra income simply required that you buy his "books" - which may just be Xerox pages.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: more and more of them seem to talk about "the customer"
I'm noticing an increasing tendency to talk about the costumer.
It's a real word, but I don't think it's what they meant. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Perhaps it's a clue!
They either all have the same instructor, or at least, study in the same school's English department (or all use the same book?).
Alternatively, they're all from the UK and really meant coustomer.
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Puts on his robe and wizard hat.
You called? 
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Jon McKee wrote: Puts on his robe and wizard hat
I just had a flashback to 1998 and Personal Web Server!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I have customer who want program plz help urgentz
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Is a recovery room the place to do upholstery?
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Three chairs for the one! The question is couched in that great question proposed that otterman famous for punishing puns.
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+100 - excellent response.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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I believe you have this thread sewn up. 
/ravi
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Are you just needling me? Basted!
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As long as some basted doesn't needle me about it.
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I'll take a seat while I ponder that; not sure if I will give it back though.
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Only in Ottoman hospitals.
Ad astra - both ways!
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