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Need I say more?
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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What's the problem?
/ravi
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TFS
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) it!
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You don't like The Finest System?
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😱
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Little bit. As I've been working more with using it as a planning tool, I actually like it better.
I know.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I don't know whether to hit the joke or the rant icon. Or both.
I can't even make a phone call from the phone at my desk. After smashing some buttons, the phone is "booting." I kid you not. It's a VOIP, currently doing a DHCP lookup or whatever. Now it's doing HTTP calls. There's a screen showing what it's doing...still not working....
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Ah, the Internet of Elephanting Things. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wait, how did we get from phones to internet connected sex toys?
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: Wait, how did we get from phones to internet connected sex toys?
Well, most have a vibrate mode. Or so I've been reminded by some lady-friends.
More details than that, and we'll need to move this to the soapbox.
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Did you try rebooting it? 
My VOIP regularly irritates me by rebooting and losing certain settings. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Quote: Listen kid, you paid for the call
You ain't bad but I've heard it all before
Don't call us, we'll call you
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That is so interesting.
I had to make a call today. I picked up my desk phone (IP phone) and began dialing.
I had pressed 3 or 4 numbers and it wasn't doing anything.
I said (out loud to myself) "Can you not just dial a number on this thing? How do I dial a number?"
Suddenly, all the digits appeared on the screen and then I could hear the next numbers begin making number-pressing sounds.
It's all junk!
Say all you want about our old rotary phones. They worked. Yes, 8s, 9s, and 0s were a pain to wait for while the rotary spun back around, but they worked.
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They even worked when the power was out too. I'm just old enough to remember the house having one.
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Bjarne Stroustrup I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.
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Marc Clifton wrote: can't even make a phone call from the phone at my desk
And this is a bad thing? We have so many comms devices on the computer that the phone is redundant so I disconnected it some months ago - no one noticed.
Now can I get away with disabling skype messenger I wonder.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Are cold Jalapeños a little chilli?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Actually, they're pretty hot.
/ravi
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Serrano reason to believe that, Scoville you cut it out?
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I don't know but I once sold someone a piece of paper that had all the different species of cows on it for a few bits. I called it a cattle list for change.
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It's one of those mornings, where I need to be awake enough to fill out the annoying DB migration forms and submit them to one of the worst UX web sites, our internal SDLC site. But I also want a valium to ease the stress of doing this BS.
I think dark chocolate is a good compromise.
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Irish coffee - so you can simultaneously wake up, and drown your sorrows.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Skip the coffee and increase the whiskey, and maybe make it a double. Another option...weed.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Irish coffee
Amen to that!
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