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Jon McKee wrote: Puts on his robe and wizard hat
I just had a flashback to 1998 and Personal Web Server! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I have customer who want program plz help urgentz 
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Is a recovery room the place to do upholstery?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Three chairs for the one! The question is couched in that great question proposed that otterman famous for punishing puns.
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+100 - excellent response.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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I believe you have this thread sewn up. 
/ravi
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Are you just needling me? Basted!
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I'll take a seat while I ponder that; not sure if I will give it back though.
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Only in Ottoman hospitals.
Ad astra - both ways!
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Since it's recovery isn't that the place for upholstery repair?
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I once had a pillow recovered in courderoy. You probably read about it since it made headlines.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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No, it's where you redo it.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Yup I have.
Having been through Marine Corps Boot Camp, I can tell you that Full Metal jacket's boot camp scene was pretty close to reality. At least it was back in 1984.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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That's all I faarrrkkkking asked for.
Place I'm contracting took us out for dinner tonight.
Cous cous, yoghurt, glazed apricot, ricotta, tsngine and all sorts of other shite you wouldn"t feed a starving donkey was on everything.
So I call the waitress over and ask for a medium rare steak and chips, no other shite on the plate.
So I get it in a bowl, yoghurt on the meat sat on top of egg plant, shredded chicken penis and other stuff maggots wouldn't touch.
Can I please get tbe elephant back that was dipped in glass.
Luckily I could order all the beer I wanted. Unfortunately they all left about 3 hours in.
On the way home now, off the train in 10 then a short walk home to a fridge of beer.
Thank faarrrkkkk I got my dessert of wedges, though I got some poofter, probably vegan stuff when sweet chilli and sour cream was the go.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: chicken penis
Were you not feeling peckish?
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but it is healthy. I don't want to live longer if i have to eat that though
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Bad times for us carnivores 
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Luckily I could order all the beer I wanted
You don't say...
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next time ask for the kids menu, unlike glorified salad with grey slop on an oversized plate chicken nuggets and chips will go down with beer (and won't spoil the taste either).
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: You really are a farking bogun MM 
It's spelt faarrrkkkking and bogan and bogan is for Mexicans like Maunder from Melbourne. Here oin Sydney you are a Westie, and yes I am.
Mycroft Holmes wrote: My SIL, lives in Grey Staines, has managed to convert my daughter from a budding foodie to a bogun, we are fighting back, took her to France where sauce is everything and she thoroughly enjoyed the food. Still he does cook a mean RARE steak.
Greystaynes, drive through there regularly to se a client. Yoghurt is not a sauce, it is off milk and the Frenck eat snails and frogs, those f***ers can't talk to anyone about edible stuff.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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