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If XKCD can't persuade you: xkcd: Listening[^]
The perhaps this can: Pet shaming[^] 
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Yet most people have had smartphones for many years. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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... which don't listen to everything you say (unless the NSA asks them to) just in case you give it a command to wake up and do something ... like order 2 tonnes of creamed corn.
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OriginalGriff wrote: which don't listen to everything you say
Some phones are voice activated which means, yes, they do listen to everything.
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Okay, try saying "Ok Google" in front of any recent Android phone 
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Samsungs Bixby is forever trying to get me to upgrade all my apps to work with Bixby, not bloody likely. I hope like hell Google is not turned on by default.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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CNN wrote: It took the state Senate less than a minute Tuesday to pass the "Sunshine Protection Act."
I knew it, sunshines are always protected.
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That's bad news, that extra sunshine will surely aggravate global warming.
Think of the children ... send in the the protesters now!
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I'm firmly with Florida. I've been wishing the UK would do that for many years (or at least settle on something half an hour between GMT and BST to use all year round).
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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The UK did, under Harold Wilson's Premiership.
It was called British Standard Time (thus retaining BST).
The lighter evenings significantly reduced the number of injuries and fatalities incurred by children returning home from school.
However, the Daily Mail decided that this did not outweigh the, very few, injuries and fatalities incurred by paper delivery boys in the darker mornings.
Darling Harold, ever the gutless wonder, caved in.
Hence GMT & BST remain.
(Those Ooop North claimed that BST in winter was an inconvenience, but they've always been Dark and Satanic.)
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I knew the idea was floated back then but I didn't realise that it was ever implemented.
Thank God we have the Daily Mail to save us from the evils of road safety and vaccinations!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Scares the living daylights out of me 
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kmoorevs wrote: Also, anybody else have issues pasting links, or anything else...it seems to always cutoff the first two characters.
I reported that months ago.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Thanks, yeah I noticed it starting about the same time...makes it hard to get a link in correctly.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Thank god, I hate DST. Takes 2 weeks after every change and days are so short you can't do anything.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Mike Hankey wrote: Thank god, I hate DST.
Oh no, here it comes again....
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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What I meant was I hate the switch. When we go into DST we don't switch back in fall.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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In hieroglyphics, is it always Eye before Flea except after Sea?
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As pharaohs eye can tell, you Ra pretty much correct.
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I feel Egypt us with that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only in hieroglyphics a word is worth 1000 pictures
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