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Sadly working to hard trying to write a routine that stabilises premiums from one platform to another  and now my head hurts and I have to drive home
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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In my case today I am running fast just to stand still - fixing a defect which surfaced another defect which, when fixed, surfaced another and so on.
I need a time machine 
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Start a new position today; officially on the payroll! Working from home until we physically transition to the 'actual' work site in a few months.
However... laptop hasn't arrived, so can't do any 'actual' work.
So... working hard cutting firewood. Nice to be able to do 'home' related work while getting paid!
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Nice to be able to do 'home' related work while getting paid!
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Quote: Just what the doctor ordered
Please clue me in: What's the name of your doctor? Is he taking new patients? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Been at home in bed all day watching films. The girlfriend got back from spending a month back home in France - so booked the day off so we could catch up. Its been bliss.
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Is cloud computing using your laptop on an airplane?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Rain in those nebulous remarks - it just a sign of a bad altitude!
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Are you cirrus?
Software Zen: delete this;
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I think he's hit a wall.
/ravi
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Or a mountain.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I 'avent the foggiest mate.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You ought to have! It' snow or never! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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does that declare the connection lost?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The cloud - just someone else's pc...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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isn't cloud computing just a new name for vaporware?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Is cloud computing performed with fuzzy logic?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Whoa! 
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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) 'ing great!
Thanks
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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One of the principles in the book (Think and Grow Rich) is to decide on an amount of money you would like, to visualize it, to write it down, etc.
So, I just got a message indicating I had inherited that exact amount from an African prince. Coincidence? I think not. See ya later, suckas!
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I just tried it - I very clearly visualised this bit of train-wreck code that I'm trying to fix working properly, I scribbled a note saying "hey! it works now!" and because all mystic things seem to come in threes, I wrote a similar message in Notepad and ... well, I'm still working on it.
Still has to go down as one of my more effective attempts, though, so there's clearly something in this New Age clap-trap!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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