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As long as it's not in S3, we can manage it with a little script.
veni bibi saltavi
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You were faster
Note to me... refresh browser before posting something to avoid repetitions 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Assume a spherical light socket...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Two. One to change the light-bulb and one to blame Microsoft.
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Spot on! 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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What kind of light bulb?
Do you have the documentation on this "light-bulb"?
What is our SLA in changing the said light-bulb?
What test cases have you prepared for QA testing to ensure the light-bulb was changed properly?
Is this light-bulb project slated to go through UAT?
Where is your maintenance plan for this light-bulb project?
I think it will take at least 4 engineers, one BA, one QA tester, a PM to manage everything, and a scrum master if we are doing Agile.
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You will make an excellent manager!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What do you mean make? I am a software team manager.
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And do you have the proper pointy hairdo?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If it's iot enabled I refuse!
Sin tack
the any key okay
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How URGENTZZZ is it?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Very URGENTz! My homework was due like yesterday.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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None. Real programmers are not afraid of the lounge, not even in the dark.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1, and then 20 more to bitch about how he did wrong. 
Jeremy Falcon
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One hundred beers hold fermented soybean negligees! (9)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like a party I once went to...
veni bibi saltavi
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Sounds like a party I can't remember...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Parties? There are whole weekends I barely remember! In fact most of 1996 is pretty unclear. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Camisoles
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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So you are up tomorrow!
I'd ask for the solution, but Roo Walker already gave it...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Was this presented as a clue here before though? Or am I just getting deja vu...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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It was![^]
Ye cannae be doin' that Cap'n. come up with a new clue!
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Hmm. There's nothing in the rules, but I think you are right - I'll have to declare this one "null and void" and repost another.
Here's hoping you get it again... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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