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Assume a spherical light socket...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Two. One to change the light-bulb and one to blame Microsoft.
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Spot on!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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What kind of light bulb?
Do you have the documentation on this "light-bulb"?
What is our SLA in changing the said light-bulb?
What test cases have you prepared for QA testing to ensure the light-bulb was changed properly?
Is this light-bulb project slated to go through UAT?
Where is your maintenance plan for this light-bulb project?
I think it will take at least 4 engineers, one BA, one QA tester, a PM to manage everything, and a scrum master if we are doing Agile.
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You will make an excellent manager!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What do you mean make? I am a software team manager.
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And do you have the proper pointy hairdo?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If it's iot enabled I refuse!
Sin tack
the any key okay
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How URGENTZZZ is it?
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Very URGENTz! My homework was due like yesterday.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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None. Real programmers are not afraid of the lounge, not even in the dark.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1, and then 20 more to bitch about how he did wrong.
Jeremy Falcon
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One hundred beers hold fermented soybean negligees! (9)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like a party I once went to...
veni bibi saltavi
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Sounds like a party I can't remember...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Parties? There are whole weekends I barely remember! In fact most of 1996 is pretty unclear.
veni bibi saltavi
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Camisoles
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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So you are up tomorrow!
I'd ask for the solution, but Roo Walker already gave it...
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Was this presented as a clue here before though? Or am I just getting deja vu...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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It was![^]
Ye cannae be doin' that Cap'n. come up with a new clue!
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Hmm. There's nothing in the rules, but I think you are right - I'll have to declare this one "null and void" and repost another.
Here's hoping you get it again...
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Oh bugger! Yes, I just checked my list and I did indeed ... I must have copied instead of cut when I posted it - I keep a small stock of pre-worked out clues for when I win one, so I don't have to rush on the day.
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100 => C
Beers => ALES
Fermented soybean => MISO
C ALES holding MISO => CAMISOLES (negligees)
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Well done! Slightly too late, but you get an upvote for supplying the solution as well.
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