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It even got worst - you are on top now...
(but it is all right, we will tell no one)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OG had better watch out - I'm only 1.6M rep points behind him. 
/ravi
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Congrats Ravi.
Giving OG some competition.
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Indeed - I'm only 1.6M rep points behind him.
/ravi
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I'm reasonably sure that I help more by keeping my mouth shut.
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I highly doubt that! 
/ravi
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Happy Father's Day! (In the US) ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Thanks, and:
if (YourFatherHood != null) { TheSameToYou(); }
I hope y'all enjoy the day!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote:
if (YourFatherHood != null) { TheSameToYou(); }
Shouldn't fatherhood in the above be represented as a property?
if (Your.Fatherhood != null) { TheSameToYou(); }
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes | No | Maybe.
(I like to cover all bases.)
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Fatherhood==NULL is not that uncommon, especially if one had a rather lot of "adventures".
More correctly, (YourFatherHood > 0) would cover it nicer.
Or, to explain it by way of example, when asked how many children I have I always reply:
"Three . . . that I know of."
| Ravings en masse^ |
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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AND FRANCE!
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Here too, .. well it was until about 18 minutes ago.
bah bloody humbug all that happy crap, glad it's over ...
Resume(GrumpyOldMan | Schadenfreudist)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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And in the UK!
Happy Fathers Day to all the dads........see it doesn't need to be an over commercialised experience 
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And Canada. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My wife and I went away for the weekend and left the kid to stew in his own angst.
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... sorry, UFO believers[^]
that's most convincing argument for the non-existence of a conspiracy I've ever heard! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Message to staff at Area 51: You're Fired!
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Wow. That's a solid argument right there! 
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So I met this pretty girl at a bar last night.
Talked a bit and when the bar closed she asked if I came to her place.
Of course I went with her and things were looking good.
So when we came at her place she went into the kitchen for some drinks and after a minute or so she said "Hey, can you help me for a sec? There's this jar I can't open."
I said "No problem, just download and install Java."
Needless to say I slept home alone after that 
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Oh well, you're smart. That's good. 
Better *uck next time.
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Try it next time with she's sharp 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No inner join for you!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You should debug and updaet your social skills dictionary. And dont hesitate to contact her again. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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