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I refuse to take part in this abomination! However, not to leave empty handed, I'll add one more to last weeks eye-based edition:
If an eyeball has a wet attitude, is it seen as having an aqueous humor?
Another damn act of un-called-for desperation.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's round about now that you wish you'd paid attention when Pokemon cartoons were on the telly. I got nothing!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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My wife asked me
"While you're out can you get milk, if they have eggs can you get 6"
I still haven't come back and the trolleys getting full.
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So you remembered the beer then.
You still haven't told us what brand and OG wants to know if you got the bacon.
This space for rent
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To busy going between the egg and the milk aisle at the moment.
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Sooner or later you're going to throw a StackOverflowException.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I always have an exception to StackOverflow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ya I do to. If you like rude people, head over to SO
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Wow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nice! have a
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I was going to the shop to get some Beer when the wife asked me to get some milk and if they have eggs then get 6. When I came back she asked me for the milk and eggs but I hadn't got them because I'm a man and wasn't listening when she was droning on.
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There's an important lesson to be learned here and you haven't told us what it was. What type of beer did you get?
This space for rent
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Just the Bacon...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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rofl!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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You see he returned back on time, I doubt if it's good enough.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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PompeyThree wrote: because I'm a man and wasn't listening when she was droning And she's a woman and controls one of the few things more fun than programming.
Jus' sayin'
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's an important lesson to be learned here and you haven't told us what it was. Whose couch did you sleep on in the evening?
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There is an important lesson in this, but who cares! Pop the bottle, please.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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True story...
I told my wife once that I was born with a rare defect where I can't control what I remember and what I don't, and it is all based on auditory frequency. Her voice sometime registers at the frequency that I can't remember at.
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I'm going to try that one.
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How long did you spend sleeping in the spare room?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I get off that one easier..
being a deaf idiot. I just tell her that I didn't hear her
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Sounds like a story i had!
Mom : "Don't forget to buy the salad"
Me : "Ye, ye"
We were to have barbecue in the evening, i do that every night to the first may with my friends. So she basically told me 10 times to buy salad before we went to buy the stuff. She called me 4 times while we were shopping and yet i forgot to buy the salad.
My excuse: "Who the hell needs salad if you grill some fine meat?"
Now she doesn't even ask for salad anymore.
BTW. I am anti-vegetarian, meaning i don't eat salad
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HobbyProggy wrote: meaning i don't eat salad
We call these people 'Scottish'.
My Mum once asked me to get a small cabbage. I came back with a Brussel Sprout.
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