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A planet full of females. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says: "Who are you?"
We know the rest. Happens to me all the time.
Life is too shor
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It's funny the way people allow tender in bars.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Hello!
So...what brings you here?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What ever you do, be nice to him/her. From Ivory Coast: worlds main supplier of cocoa beans.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I wasn't planning on being nasty - I'm one of the Good Guys, remember?
I even have a White Hat.
Well...a sort of beigish hat.
A rather grubby sort-of-beigish hat.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Chocolate doesn't get time to stain anything in this house!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So...you are OriginalGriff the White, or OriginalGriff the Beigish, as told in the ancient story?
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"the internet"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Member 12434922 wrote: hi here new
Welcome Yoda.
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Stuart Francis 
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Amongst 20,000 others who've stolen it, yup!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Stop stealing my jokes[^] Leslie! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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But it works so much better with a South African accent!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your joke? It was doing the rounds on t'interwebs way back in 2001!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Of course it is! Are you calling me a liar? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: I have no coat, can I take yours?
I thought it was hot as h*** in South Africa???  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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CBadger wrote: 1. How do you know how hot h*** is?
Been there, done that, got the divorce... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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