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I like to think of it as a reverse Ian Botham.
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Dying once is easy, dying twice is divine!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: not dying at all is divine!
FTFY! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's the second time[^] you spoil my plans to the great public. Seriously I should have vetoed your entrance in the NGNWO (Newest Greatest New World Order - had to change the name due to Copyright issues with the Reptilians).
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Don't worry, I couldn't get in anyway! Ironically enough, speaking of dyeing twice, I was all out of blond hair color at the time... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So Tony's won a Leslie,
But did Leslie ever win a Tony?
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Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston pie.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cleaned out my airing cupboard yesterday, nine years it has had stuff pushed into it, most not to come out, old bedding, towels, a load of old coats for some reason, a wall bracket for an old style portable TV, a box of audio cassettes (my daughter who is 9 had no idea what they were), and two floppy disc boxes.
One contained discs 11 to 60 of Lotus SmartSuite 97, no idea where the first ten discs are.
The second contained Amiga software, mostly copied games, a few cover discs, the occasional original game, a strip poker game, and two other discs that I suspect from the hand written labels were pr0n.
Is there much of a market for Amiga pr0n these days?
Can't remember most of the games now, Sensible Soccer (obviously), Shadow of the Beast II, Days of Thunder, Back to the Future II, Nightbreed were definitely there.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: One contained discs 11 to 60 of Lotus SmartSuite 97, no idea where the first ten discs are.
I've got a CD of that somewhere! 
Still my favourite word processor - although I have to use Word these days for compatibility with customers - fast, simple, small, and very powerful.
The rest of SmartSuite was pants though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, the Amiga was the greatest of all Ataris.
How about playing 'Defender of the Crown'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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And the interaction. 
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So your inference being you hate a person and yet like to have some kind of interaction with him/her? 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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You can hate a person and like punching them in the face.
Conversely, you can like a person and hate punching them.
The enjoyment potential of all interactions is relative to the persons interacting.
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You seem to have taken the literal meaning of my question.
My point was, given the person alone, one can infer the possible interactions with him/her.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I'd say the interaction depends on the human.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Depends on the human.
Absolutely!
As an example, (rant begin)
Over the last three days, I have dodged 4 phone calls from my brother-in-law, even though he has left two voicemails that I have not listened to yet. It's kind of psychopathetic like 'I will not be ignored!'. Additionally, it irritates me when the message is something like 'hey, call me'. Believe me, I already know that you called, and now I have to waste my time deleting your stupid, pointless message. I really don't want to listen to your whining and complaining about the arthritis and all the medications you take, or the doctor's visits you have scheduled. I'm tired of hearing about how family members (my wife) don't acknowledge the brilliance of your genuine and heartfelt arsebook posts or respond to your mostly political 'humor' or 'patriotic' emails!  (rant end)
Wow, I feel so much better after getting that out of my system! Does anybody else have a relative that does nothing more than bit*h about everything?...or did I just get lucky? This guy is retired, and has not respect for my work hours...damn, that's him again...I must deal with this I suppose.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your relatives.
But you can put him on a quiet ringsignal.
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LOL, that depends on the day.
All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy
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That's right i hate human interactions..never liked it & never will ...
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Why are you talking to us then?
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Talking to "us" because "we" are experienced as aliens ?
«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009
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He's not, he's talking to his computer in mom's basement.
veni bibi saltavi
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He only hates HUMAN interaction - no problem with 'us'
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You are SkyNet and I claim my £5!
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