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Last night I did pasta for supper: mushroom ravioli in a tomato, garlic and bacon sauce.
Unfortunately, I defrosted too much bacon...
So, any guesses what I just had for breakfast? 
Nom. Nom. Nom, nom, nom-nom-nom...ahhhhhh.
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modified 23-Oct-14 4:03am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Unfortunately
UNFORTUNATELY????? are you kidding?
Mr. Griff, ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) is studying firing you from this site for at least two weeks as punishment.
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That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
There are no cows involved, so it must be a porcimoron.
Hmmm...
Is an ovimoron crazy about sheep?
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Or egg laying?
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Avoiding the subject?
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Nope: "Ovi" is the Latin-root prefix for "egg" (for example "ovipositor" - egg laying tube in some insects) so an "ovimoron" would be an "egg idiot".
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Ah, but sheepish stuff is ovine, so the prefix "ovi" is also used for that, in the same way that "porc" is used for things porcine, "cani" for canine, and "feli" for feline.
There's no escape from the sheep!
I know, I've been to Wales, awoken every morning not by traffic and drunks returning home, but by "Baa! BAH! baa! bah! Bah! baaaaa!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: awoken every morning ... by "Baa! BAH! baa! bah! Bah! baaaaa!
Well yes. But Herself shuts up when I make her a cup of tea...
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Don't you guys wake up by the old fashioned way with a cup of coffee?
What kind of tea?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You were clearly in the red light district.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Red candle, maybe.
They don't have electric light and indoor toilets in Wales.
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Ah, you were in that part of Wales (i.e. not Cardiff, Newport or Swansea)!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Bran Flakes?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Did you leave out enough for everyone?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Enough for every person in the building when I made the sandwich, yes! 
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Strange I checked my mail and there were no packages. Please fix this error. And put some mustard on my sandwich.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Dioralyte?
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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I bet Nagy was lurking
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Somebody stole my display pic on the profile page. Now it says 'Image Unavailable'. It's gone. Where do I report this heinous crime? 
Warm Regards,
Subho
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To the police, obviously.
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They have all gone - Bugs & Sugs is the place.
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Let it gooooooooooooo 
In code we trust !
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