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Only 1,000,000 to catch up with OG. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I'd better start posting and deleting quickly then...now where did I put that PostBot... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'd better start posting and deleting quickly then...now where did I put that PostBot...
Run Forest Run!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I think you left it somewhere in China 
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No chance. Not even in the wildest dreams.
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Not something to rely upon: periodically, the Hamsters have a recount.
And when they do, such points fall away like autumn leaves...you should hear the screams from some members!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They should run a script which does it every day.
This will make us listen to more such screams!
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...and do what with those points? If you ask me, it's not worth the time you took to type that message.
But, do whatever excites you.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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If only someone gave me 10 dollars per point
You are right; not worth it, but stupid mind fails to listen.
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All that effort for one measly point? Are points really that important?
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No effort put, just an observation.
IMHO, a point got from someone upvoting an article is worth much much more than that got by a message.
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Quote: IMHO, a point got from someone upvoting an article is worth much much more than that got by a message
You are so absolutely correct!
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Don't worry. I marked this as SPAM so that should remove the errant point. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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For every sixteen points gained by such messages, a single mark as a SPAM just wipes them off
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Rex
Gender: Masculine
Declension: Third
Since the plural of Rex is Reges,
is the plural of Regex Regeges?
..where's my coat?
There are strangers on the Plain, Croaker
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I'd think "bejeeses" more apt.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Regex
Gender: Bitch
Declension: i (imaginary and impossible!)
Thankfully there's only one Regex so it's not a count noun and has no plural.
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I had the misfortune today of becoming the target of verbal abuse and threats from a highly agitated DB admin  who had graciously logged me onto the department's production server (from a remote, from another remote) so that I could restore one of our sql databases, etc. to support some new features. This should be a piece of cake, especially since I'm logged on as Administrator, and SSMS logs in without a hitch. He had other things to attend to, so he left me to do what I needed to...a simple restore...what could go wrong?
Things were going just as planned. The new backup file was ready and waiting, so I get to the point in SSMS where I browse to the backup file...click Add...wait...wait...  get impatient and click the window...get the familiar (Not Responding) and wait some more. Getting more impatient, I launch another instance of SSMS and try it again...same results, except that I now have two instances of SSMS in a non-responsive state.  I was about to call him for help when, apparently, he walked past the terminal where I was logged on, took control of the mouse, and immediately closed the remote. About 10 seconds later, as expected, he called and verbally assaulted me for 'crashing' his server. Any suggestions I had such as 'are you sure all the backup devices are connected?' were met with scoffs and the insistence that 'it worked last week' and more cursing about having to restart the server...  After a few minutes of listening to him reviewing the event logs, I finally got him to calm down and before restarting the server, reconnect me so that I could try to help. We got the SSMS instances closed and he needed to see it happen for himself so we replicated the issue...click Add...frozen.  (he went through this at least 4 times, getting more pissed each time!) I suggested we navigate via explorer to the default backup folder, which he thought was a stupid idea. When he did, explorer froze...no error, nothing. Luckily, this folder was on a removable drive so I had him disconnect it and viola, everything was working again! He suddenly became very apologetic since he must have felt like a real a**hole! The lesson is, don't jump to conclusions and don't let unjustified rage affect your ability to be civil to the person trying to help you out of a jam (and especially if it's being recorded!)...it just makes you look stupid. What no :stupid: icon?
In the end, I was able to get my job done, albeit with the eyes of the admin watching every click! Also, I knew from the moment I hit the first snag with SSMS that I might get blamed for it...like borrowing the old man's car and the transmission fails before you get out of the driveway! Yeah, he was angry too! 
Well, it's too late in the day to start anything, and frankly, I've had enough! Have a great weekend everyone!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Fark it and fark them.
Have a beer, get laid, and take a nap. Call it a day, and have some fun.
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Slacker007 wrote: Have a beer, get laid, and take a nap.
You make that sound so easy. For me, one of those would most likely mean a relapse, and the other would, right now, require a lady for hire. I'll just have to console myself with a solid sleep.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I don't drink anymore; sober since 2001. I am married. I nap like there is no tomorrow.
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I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less. 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less.
I'll have to steal this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Courtesy of my 82 year old uncle. Still going strong! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I'll drink to that!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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