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My worst was landing in Gib.
On approach, the (RN) pilot off-handedly announced "We've got a bit of a crosswind".
"A bit!" It felt like the plane was in a Gerry Anderson show, the way it was bouncing around in the air. God only knows how he got it on the deck.
There wasn't a dry barf-bag in the house.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Likewise, years ago, the "official" term used for a catastrophic failure of a rotor in an ultracentrifuge (think: 10-15 kg of titanium spinning at 100 kRPM in a vacuum, generating about 800 kG's of acceleration):
Spontaneous rotor disassembly
It almost sounds pleasant. 
This explosion (yes, that's what it is ... conservation of angular momentum!) is contained by a ring of 6cm thick armor steel!
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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i qm developing multiDB developer in this i buid query builder and query editor.Based on query builder in that tables i have to generate sql query.but i am struggling inner joins how to build it.
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The inner joins are innocent!
Free the struggling inner joins!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Free the struggling inner joins!
The inner joins struggle to get out but one can only free their inner joins by getting in touch with their inner joins.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Struggling, as well as innocent? Are you sure?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I wonder if lounge means something else in Hindi non-English language? [edited to avoid offending anyone] Sorry about that!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
modified 29-Dec-14 8:49am.
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Well, "member" can mean something else in English... 
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Message Closed
modified 30-Dec-14 3:57am.
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Um.
Google disagrees with you... 
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Ok, I lied - so sue me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's the Lounge Police that'll "sue you" for using language like that, I suspect.
I'd edit your message, if I was you - before the abuse votes start. 
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Yeah, well - I'm so used to people not being able to take a joke. You know I never write anything serious... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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We can take a joke, but there is a time and place, and the Lounge is not the place for obscenities.
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Maybe next year! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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kmoorevs wrote: I wonder if lounge means something else in Hindi?
I believe it's an abbreviation for "Post your unclear and poorly explained programming questions here, PLEASE!" 
Just kidding - no offense intended...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 29-Dec-14 8:12am.
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Join us not for building answers in the lounge, seek outer query.
Marc
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Put a ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif) in your life...
Now seriously: you should not put anything related to "work" into the lounge... this is only to remove stress, have casual talks...
Look under the wide orange stripe on top and search for "quick answers" or "discussions" where you can ask specific programming (or related) issues.
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You sure about that? They are vicious when cornered, and have nasty claws and teeth. And they are the size of a medium sized dog! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OK, then you can always put a :Snake: there...
and if that doesn't suit... then there's the option to put a :Mushroom:!
Erm... time to go back working now... 
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Quote: this is only to remove stress, have casual talks...
Are you removing stress or taking some more? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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I don't know my friend... I don't know... 
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Inner joins: best accomplished with someone of a complimentary gender.
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